“That boy’s about as sharp as a bowling ball.”

I’d rather stick a fork in my eye than watch this. But I did see the trailer, and it was quite obvious they took a Mummy movie and shoehorned Ethan Hunt Jack Reacher Tom Cruise’s character in. He’s turning into Les Grossman.

Don’t get me wrong, I love the state. There’s so much to see and do, especially for such a small state. Baltimore could be a gem, if it weren’t so chronically mismanaged. As for the traffic, it used to make me crazy. But I’ve been overseas since 2009, and after living in Saudi Arabia and Cambodia, I will never…

I think perhaps you might be falling into the “business as usual” trap, where we say, “eh, it’s just politics”. But it’s not. From the get-go this has been unprecedented. At the beginning of the campaign, when there were enough candidates to fill a school bus, Trump got more coverage than the other candidates combined.…

I’m a native Marylander. I hate to say it, but as I was reading this I was thinking “Climate change is catastrophic, but if it means Tangier Island goes away...” As other commenters have pointed out, it’s like a real-life Deliverance. And if the incest innuendo wasn’t thick enough, we have this tidbit, which makes me…

Oh, absolutely, he’s terrified of her. She’s smart, she’s tough, she’s universally respected — outside of the US, of course.

I’ve made this comment in regards to climate change, but I think part of the problem with the issue of hacking is the same: People don’t understand it. Of course, as with climate change, they…

Yep, I’m sure it’s Kathy Griffin who put this guy over the edge. Liberals will condemn this shooting. If the victim was a Democrat, you can wager the eternal souls of your children that the fringe dwellers would be celebrating reflexively spouting GOOD GUY WITH A GUN DERP DERP DERP. Nobody was shooting up baseball…

To borrow a line from Seth Meyers, the testimony of Jefferson Beauregard Sessions would be like someone saying they had two conversations with Serena Williams, but can’t remember if the subject of tennis came up.

Steve Martin has a classic bit where he talks about how much trouble we could avoid in life if we just used…

I believe Jefferson Beauregard Sessions has forgotten about these meetings. Memory loss is normal for a man of his age. It’s nothing to be ashamed of. It does, however, render him unfit to be a public servant. He should resign immediately so that he can get proper care. I think we all want what’s best for him.

On…

Self-described Presbyterian Donald Trump was unaware that he himself is a Christian.

Even so, that will mean one-fifth of the population still supports him. Look at the person on your left. Look at the person on your right. One of you thinks Trump is doing a good job. Clinton was being far too kind when she described the Trumpanzees as deplorable. Irredeemable. Unsalvageable.

If she had been elected she would have been impeached already.

She would not have been a president because she would not have had a chance. If she had been elected she would have been impeached already. I know it seems like we’re living in the Upside Down, but at least we don’t have to worry about the scourge of EMAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is her at the hearings for the eighth (!!) Benghazi hearing. This is the person I want sitting across from Putin. She’s thinking Is that all you’ve got?

He’s an orc. A mindless, subterranean creature of pure evil who exists solely to do his master’s bidding.

It feels like we’ve been living in the Russian Republic of Trumpistan for 17 years.

They went 12-1 in the playoffs with historically great offense and actually outscored the Warriors with LeBron on the court. Iso-ball doesn’t result in making 24 3-pointers in a game. This is bad Kinja.

According to the sage Zach Lowe, the Cavs “entered the Finals having scored 120 points per 100 possessions against…

Uh, no it’s not. They’re different words with different meanings.

Counterpoint: I gave up on Simmons years ago and don’t give a rat’s ass about anything he says anymore.

I can’t believe how uninterested I was in learning about the different branches of government in school.

This sums up why it all went wrong. Voting is a right but it is also a privilege. We as voters are obligated to make informed decisions.

If you read the Federalist papers where they discuss the Electoral College,…