Oh. So the vegan at my Christmas dinner who stood up and declared at full outside volume that “it’s been proven that scallops have individual personalities” at the exact moment everyone else was about to dig into a platter of said animal... was simply a figment of my imagination?

Yeah that’s just not true.  Vegans somehow can find an excuse in any conversation to bring it up.  I have 1 vegan friend and we seriously hear about it every time we have a conversation with them.  

Can you do a blog post on how to reject vegans without resorting to punching them in the face or pushing them down the stairs? I’m tired of the lawsuits but vegans are just so fkin punchable!

Oh, I’m sure at some level there’s some of that going on.

Kid’s are doing great. Great students. Great athletes. Got in to all colleges to which they applied. Regularly involved in various community projects and demonstrations.

Did you just say “show kids how to be responsible with drugs?” Yeah. You did. This country hasn’t hit rock bottom, but it’s close. 

“Pro grammar” was exactly the laugh I needed this morning.

People often give English educators shit for being exacting in their corrections of grammar, syntax, spelling, usage, etc., but that’s our -job-. Words have meanings, and the order those words are placed in can have a significant impact on the meaning they have…

that looks both great, and, hell no I won’t be playing.

I know. Had to stop and think about the 10-15 ft thing myself.  At least it would be hard to miss (once grown).

Heels of his feet. I had to look up a different image to be sure. The Spidey costume in this game is new and, uh, “improved.”

This is similar to how I react, but for me, it’s the gory images that replay. My brain also does the “Is that shadow over there moving towards you?” and “don’t look in the mirror because WHO KNOWS WHAT YOU WILL SEE” late at night. It sounds funny (at least people usually laugh at me for it) but it’s actually exhausting…

That picture is an eye-level view — exactly what it would look like if you encountered it.

My sister explained it to me as she can watch the actual film, but ultimately when she goes to bed at night the creepy stuff replays in her mind and makes her paranoid, ultimately freaking her out. She’s superstitious so that only applies to the kind of films that include malevolent spirits, etc.

Thank you for providing this article as a public cervix.

How else will you get the wrinkles out?

If it was on MTV and it featured at least one woman, it was likely good for a wank as far as I was concerned at that age. Tragically, my parents weren’t as careless with their pornography as back when I was 8 and couldn’t fully appreciate it. A temporal misallocation of resources of the most tragic kind.

Well buy a billion of that book and maybe he’ll stop rambling about it. It’s your fault, really.

Ah so you play as O’Dimm the entire time!

Yes this site is hosted on AWS.

Christ, the pretentiousness is strong in this article.