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OK, cool. You and me, we're on the same page.

Original Star Wars or original Trilogy? Because I was born in '79 and saw Jedi in the theater. By all traditional definitions, I'm a late Gen Xer but perhaps not by yours? …in which case, good day, sir.

I just physically shuttered thinking about that.

I've always seen '82 as the earliest first year of Millennial with '84 as the latest last year of Gen X. I've usually recognized the latter as my younger sister was born in '84 and she's more of a Gen Xer.

I was just going to say this but I figured that I should check if some other nerd beat me to it. Good show, old boy.

The lemon version was a revamp and it sucked (although you are right about them releasing a regular colored version later). Original Crystal Pepsi tasted like cola with something missing, but I liked it.

For me it was OK Soda: I drank the shit out of that stuff.

Don't worry, I think they released you on dvd.

Yeah, me too… probably.

Wow, I have so many questions (ok, three) now:

It's cool, don't be so hard on yourself, buddy. I explain things unnecessarily all the time.

Is this the original Crystal Pepsi or the shitty lemon version they released later on down the line?

Nice.

The real mindfuck is when you witness this actually happen. I had a friend in HS that a good number of people we hung out with (including myself) had a crush on. I figured that nothing would ever happen (assumed I wasn't her romantic type pretty quickly) and let it go. However, we had one friend that just kept asking

No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today!

The sheep and the guy that gets killed in the bathroom are really the only reasons I can think of that I'm waiting until my daughter gets a bit older (she 3.5) to watch it with her.

The other thing that Ant-Man had going for it was that it was essentially Marvel's family film (I kind of think they may have just thrown in a few things to get that coveted PG-13 rating, ensuring the masses would show up). It'll likely be the first Marvel movie that I show my kids. I'm all for adult fare but it's

When is Yak Shaving Day this year? I'm really excited to get my sink full of shaving scum!

I, on the other hand, now wish to watch all television and movies in a room with Leslie Jones. That looked like way too much fun.

Oh man, you need to get yourself to a Doomtree show as soon as you're physically able. Seriously, one of my favorite live shows: the intensity (at least with the crowd of fans here in Denver) is hard to match. Between crew shows and solo shows my wife and I have been to about 20 since we discovered P.O.S (opening for