I've watched a total of one episode of Celebrity Wife Swap and it was Alan Thicke and Gilbert Gottfried swapping spouses. It was pretty great (because of Gottfried and his family) but I figured that the show could only go downhill from there.

That's a fair point. I still think it's the right of the venue to do what they want in this case and I think it would be a traditional employer's right to do so as well. However, perhaps she didn't understand that the document would come into the public forum and, if she had, perhaps she would have been more nuanced…

I just addressed your first point in a comment you made previously so I'll leave that alone here (although I am interest in what you think of my examples).

I understand where you're coming from and I typically argue for the rights of the individual over those of the corporation. However, a corporation also needs to be able to protect itself from it's employees alienating it's customer base. For example, if I've made comments on social media that are derogatory with…

From my observation, people scream "political correctness" whenever someone is reprimanded for saying something that they agree with.

Ok, I stand corrected.

By definition, you are correct.

…if he was a[n NFL bound] football player…

When you open your mouth and express your opinion, you risk your employers finding out, deciding that your statement isn't in line with the image that they want to present and letting you go. I could be fired for something I post on social media that my employer doesn't like, why shouldn't it be the same for a band…

Although your Slur-pee example makes me chuckle, it's more the former than the latter.

…and urine. Don't forget urine… as much as I'd like to. …and now you'd probably like to as well.

Honestly, I didn't spend a lot of time with The Remote Part (I'm guessing that there was something else I was distracted by at the time). I'll have to go back and give it another whirl.

So doesn't that make him the perfect Tonight Show host?

Unfortunately, I think a new album is more probable than an Ornament and Crime release… I'll be surprised if that ever sees the light of day.

Can you provide a reference or link: Bo is usually pretty great in interviews.

I'm with you on that one. I really want some new Self: Super Fake Nice was a very pleasant surprise but that was almost two years ago.

Fuck. You're right. I stand corrected.

So you're telling me that they guy that penned the line, "Tickle us pink, like white girl clitoris" also wrote a popular McDonald's jingle? I'm lovin' that!

Unfortunately, I don't remember the details of his argument which is a bummer because it was very well reasoned. I'm pretty sure that part of it had to do with the reality of working within the confines of the system that you're in and the good you can do within that system while fighting against it but I may be…

Yeah, the reason I don't have a problem with this is that when I was in HS, a friend of mine (a RATM fan) wrote RATM to complain about the hypocrisy: Zack actually wrote him back and explained his position in a clear, concise and logical manner. He also included a 7" of their Fuck Tha Police cover with his response…