He can be an idiot, but I found that rant pretty amusing. To paraphrase:

I literally laughed for about a minute straight because of Thingie.

Counterpoint: it was a good idea when Captain America: Winter Soldier did it.

Forgot about this one:

The X-Files is unashamedly a 90's show and the use of an effect from Michael Jackson's "Black or White" video was simply a reminder of that.

Did anyone ever read Drew Carey's book: "Dirty Jokes and Beer"? There was a chapter dedicated to big dick one liners that he and a friend used to send back and forth. Some that stick out in my head:

I'm now grinning like a fool going through several iterations of this in my head so thanks for that.

If they had digitally inserted James Earl Jones for the reissues, I may have been on board with that.

I have a rip of the LD version: Ditto.

It could make sense except for the fact that Yoda and Ben look like they did when they died and Anakin looks 25-years younger.

No sir, you are not. I still enjoyed the movie but the de-aging thing that they've been using recently creeps me the fuck out.

It's a good thing we got our flying DeLoreans last year; otherwise, I might start to think that TV and movies are bullshit.

I was also a big fan of DROPPIN' LOADS; especially after the Harmontown in which Dan confirmed my suspicion of the inspiration for that line.

Sorry to be a dick. Your point was perfectly understood. I don't know why misuse of words sometimes really gets under my skin. I was also in a weird place this morning.

Yup. I signed one years ago to get a street in NY named after George Carlin: same result.

How is it blackmail? Look, I've got every Kanye release thus far and I'd like to hear the new album but I'm not fucking signing up for Tidal. Guess I'll wait until he changes his mind, I won't ever listen to it, or I'll steal it.

Wow, I haven't thought of that song in years: when I was a kid, my cousin sent me a pretty solid mixtape that included "Doctorin' the Tardis" and it took me a while to realize that wasn't what they were playing after Bronco touchdowns.

I remember seeing that one: literally the best possible outcome.

So this isn't a Bottle Rocket sequel about Dignan's brother?

Fuck. Which special was that? Was that "You Are All Diseased"?