“Lord, give me the confidence of a mediocre white-and-black-striped man.”

I think it would be more accurate to say, “Aaron Sorkin, a pompous, privileged, overrated, sexist, racist white guy, thinks he knows better than the corrupt and conniving lawyer who exploited the original author when she was debilitated by age and illness.”

Harper Lee’s actual opinions on the subject are unknown, and…

I look forward to them somehow going -4-20 next year.

She’s like one of the coolest looking teachers I’ve ever seen. ♥

Oprah seems kind of clueless with this escapade.

It’s degrading. Housekeeping staff are already working hard to earn a paycheck. Making them go on a treasure hunt for tips may seem “fun” to the giver but is really kinda cruel and clueless. “Oh, you’ve cleaned 20 filthy rooms and have 20+ more to go, can you find all of the tips I’ve hidden, whee!”

Exactly. The whole “tip treasure hunt” thing just stinks of “sing for your supper, peasant.” Marie Antoinette’s like, “Damn! Wish I’d thought of that.”

And every time time she picks up a thing, there’s another. And there’s another. And there’s another. So I did that. I did it all over the room. I put it under the desk. I put it in the bathroom. I put it in the roll of toilet paper. I put it in the shower. I put it underneath the rug. Imagine how happy that person was!

Give me your share then, I love śledzie w occie.

Ron is also too dumb to just retain the services of an auction company. He could have that field cleaned out inside a week if he did.

If only folks in D.C. were more inquisitive about African birth certificates...

“Negotiate like a man”? A real man’s got actual responsibilities and precious little time to shoot the shit with the likes of you.

I have it on good authority that thousands of Muslims will be celebrating in New Jersey...

I’m not sure John Calipari can afford to pay both freshmen and sophomores.

It wasn’t traveling. It was a basketball move to complete the catch.

For those who have and are planning to comment that this is a racism thing, remember there were [at least 2] white slaves too! Yes, white people are racist, but more than that, it’s just about the economy.

If any of you guys got invited, please note: I’m giving them the gravy boat so please choose something else.

Release the corgi!

We can just run this story every year, right? Just replace the name of the African-American QB and publish?

just tell ‘em shut up and dribble.