Jesus, Donald. Don’t be a bitch just because you were told your boyfriend couldn’t come.

I dunno, seems pretty rude of her to step on Lennay Kekua while she’s down.

I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck

I think the snark in this article is more on Forbes for calling him the “feminist” choice than on Seth Meyers, who is just fine and certainly better than Ricky Gervais or Jimmy Fallon. I agree, Seth will probably be good at this. Also, Get Out is almost certainly going to win its category this year so it will probably…

First of all, I never said “with no consequence”. You are being argumentative for no reason at all.

I tried to rent Back to Back to Back Boners online and got a **very** different result.

I have a teenager, and I can tell you that you don’t have to be Mommy Dearest to have your kid sullenly trailing behind you.

“Heyyyy...how’d you move the ball down the field like that? Asking for a friend...”

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

I see a little three-striped logo on the corner of his jersey that may be making Bill Self a little bit nervous about this particular car, methinks...

Megyn Kelly returned with the story of Rob Jones, the vet with two prosthetic legs

My travels have taken me through Farmington UT. This is....not surprising. If you ever wondered what LDS white flight looks like, Farmington is your answer.

“should everyone get a notary and wait 2 weeks for approval?”

Boot Alabama, but admit Puerto Rico, so we don’t have to buy new flags.

I hope you are, because that shit is not okay and it is not funny.

No, see here’s the thing. When you have power in a workplace and you “ask to consensually masturbate” someone can’t actually give proper consent because they risk losing their job if they say no.

Hmmm, https://jezebel.com/writers-matt-taibbi-and-mark-ames-serviced-no-one-but-t-1820007051

The idea that there is a correct way to deny being a rapist (if you actually didn’t do it) is laughable. It’s as stupid as saying there is a correct way for a victim to act. If he is innocent, then he is the victim. I have no idea who is at fault, but I find this to be a perfectly acceptable denial if he is telling…

I get your point, but there are documented cases of false rape accusations. I think that there are other instances where people can see the victim’s own story and doubt it - see the Cosby trial for an example of that.

This seems like an easy one to determine. Ask the unnamed producer whether said visit to Chuck Bass’s apartment ever happened. You can easily determine which one is lying based on their completely contradictory accounts.