Well, you do come across as kind of crazy so far.

And now one in a soothing baritone Please don't suck! Please don't suck! Please don't suck!

"Please don't suck, please don't suck, please don't suck..."

"Please don't suck, please don't suck, please don't suck..."

I have to agree with you with the puzzle/level design. I found that aspect of the game to be wonderful! However I would have to say its still one of the weakest games in the series. Mind you, a bad Zelda game is still a pretty good game in general.

One thing you didn't mention though, was the broken Flute mechanic. It…

It doesn't help the fact that the game was boooooooring. :/ It's bland and forgettable, and fails to be an adventure like any of the other games in the series.

Is there actually more than one Zelda game? I thought they all used the story an mechanics from "A link to the past" with some differences. The only one that tried to break the mold (not counting Zelda II) was Majora's mask as far as I'm aware.

the phillips CD-I games would like a word with you

Here are my resolutions for 2014:

they can always move to tumblr for a few weeks...

Seriously, there's something wrong with the last guy!

I think we're lucky to be Canadians, we get 99% of what Americans do, without actually having to live in America.

This reminds me:

I would say these condoms are razor thin, but it seems they are thinner than that. As CondomSizes.org explains, the average thickness of human hair is 0.06 millimeters. At 0.01 millimeters, these Japanese condoms are the thinnest in the world.

Racist? Hardly. It's their national sport, just like us. That's a pretty reasonable assumption, I'd say, considering that they're about as quintessentially Japanese as a company as Coca-Cola is American.

If this leads to XII and XIII getting native PC versions someday, I'm all for these rereleases. They're two of my favorite games in the series that really deserve that treatment, maybe bundled with some extra content as well, and I'd love a level booster for the post-game in XIII with that ridiculous grind that I…

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Ehhh.. I'd recommend this set-up a lot more.

Weird how Nintendo is releasing this game in America in three months.