Here are my resolutions for 2014:

they can always move to tumblr for a few weeks...

Blasphemy! This is like dying and going to heaven, only to find some douchy angel dude has "prepared" 57 of your 70 promised virgins.

PARENTS BEWARE!!!

Seriously, there's something wrong with the last guy!

I think we're lucky to be Canadians, we get 99% of what Americans do, without actually having to live in America.

This reminds me:

I would say these condoms are razor thin, but it seems they are thinner than that. As CondomSizes.org explains, the average thickness of human hair is 0.06 millimeters. At 0.01 millimeters, these Japanese condoms are the thinnest in the world.

Racist? Hardly. It's their national sport, just like us. That's a pretty reasonable assumption, I'd say, considering that they're about as quintessentially Japanese as a company as Coca-Cola is American.

If this leads to XII and XIII getting native PC versions someday, I'm all for these rereleases. They're two of my favorite games in the series that really deserve that treatment, maybe bundled with some extra content as well, and I'd love a level booster for the post-game in XIII with that ridiculous grind that I…

And....

Ehhh.. I'd recommend this set-up a lot more.

Weird how Nintendo is releasing this game in America in three months.

You're such an enabler.

"Creed games have never controlled much better than a mostly-trained dog,"

I have played the crap out of this series.
I STILL don't know what the hell people are talking about when they whine about not being able to control it. AC2 was probably the last time I ever had any issues whatsoever making my assassin so exactly…

I suddenly do not regret the purchase of my 2DS anymore. When I first read about the Luigi 2DS, I couldn't help but run the phrase, "Fuck! I got it too soon!" through my head. Thank God it's not official.

It would be full of construction and flooding. And construction. And traffic jams.

I was really hoping that R* would have continued the trend and set V in Vice.