He gave it the Ole college try.

VW bug size?

Flamer Tweets Controversial Picture of Fruit

Feel de riddim

For once, the Sea isn't the only thing black in Sochi

Not to doubt their enthusiasm for the Olympics, but this happens every year when Kentucky all-state choir members stay at the Hyatt in Louisville. The Star-Spangled Banner is sung every night since they all know the words and think they know fourteen different harmony lines.

"Is not bear. Is stray beagle local authorities rescue and lovingly bathe with fine local tap water."

Wow.

Keshavan, who hails from India but will be racing under the Olympic flag

Water: [breaks]

Martian law would require a slightly different pursuit vehicle.

Entitled Media Brats Complain About Free Gifts, Are Pretty Sad.

One day it will be mine.

Pretty sure that's a lambo dude

Come out of a royal vagina.

Thankfully for Dubai, being a pelican is punishable by having your wings cut off at birth. It's in the Koran. Which part? Uh, the part where, uh, JAIL THIS INFIDEL!

Really Tanner?! VW must've offered you quite a lot of dough to walk away from a multichampionship winning team in GRC and ERC to drive this monstrosity!

With 15" brakes and 12" wide rubber?

It's a test mule for the upcoming MINI Groceryman.

Probably X6 Plugin Hybrid