Thoughts and prayers for the Megadoodoo family.

More like BurnerHaisley 

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

At first I was appalled at the tendency of MLS teams to ape European naming conventions (DC United, Real Salt Lake, etc.), then I was amused, and now I fervently pray that the expansion club run by Precourt will be called “PSV Austin”.

So by my estimation this scenario scams Columbus fans into paying for a stadium

“I wish someone would save our soccer team!”

If Neville Chamberlain wasn’t his father we’d have never heard of little Wilt. 

South Dakota has less than 900,000 people

I’ll just repeat what I said over at jez

Fuck Zeus. Where are the bears, Ley?

Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

Oh man, if only Adama Traore knew how to pass or shoot

Hey now. Not everyone has it as easy as you, cowgirlzsucksasecretarysdickbitch.

I bet you regret getting the Japanese symbol for “I can eat 50 eggs” tattooed on your left arm, huh?

“Everyone in prisons says that, of course”

I’d just like to say this is shaping up to be a really well-written and informative series that even as a soccer fan I’m learning a lot from. 

I don’t know about blaming Dan Lozano. The guy went to USC, played Division 1 ball and even earned a law degree. Does that sound like the kind of guy who would make stuff up?

/ pointing and laughing from California

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”