“If it were Michael J. Fox being a homophobe on TV I’d laugh.”

same

Quality Kinja.

Not to mention Commissioner Ervin H. Burrel, Frankie Faison as his coach.

Allen Iverson is in this damn movie?

You are an asshole.

What?

Yeah, gonna have to disagree with you there, Hootie. “Back in my day, lots of unimaginative dudes liberally used a hateful slur” isn’t a reason to let this slide. MLB should be swift and forceful in any action they take, and I’m glad they’ve announced they’re investigating the incident. In a case like this, I don’t…

The offside rule doesn’t apply because no one passed him the ball, but good call out.

Go fuck yourself.

ChickenMcBooty, thank you.

I love that the sweat mopper (I think that’s the official term) briefly considering carrying out his duties. “Sooooo do I wait, or, yeah, I’ll come back.”

“In spades.” You couldn’t help yourself, could you? Just because you don’t understand AAVE doesn’t mean it’s not English. AAVE is not the “expressions of slaves and poverty,” it’s a cultural dialect. There’s a rich guy—you’ve probably heard of him—who can’t speak English worth a goddamn, and he’s literally the…

Is the Cleveland baseball team’s logo dated and racist? Yes.

Maybe have another cup of coffee and try again.

Nope. I know he’s been in non-porn movies like Tetherball: The Movie, but no. 

HamNo, I love you, but uhhh

“boy he ‘bout to do it.”

Honestly, don’t forget racism. But no, this man should not be paid to share the thoughts that he thinks.

Pretty sure starcrunch is Skip Bayless.