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    I wasn’t clear in my meaning. I wasn’t calling the Honda Element a Miata with a Trailer Hitch. I was saying the greatest SUV of all time is a Miata with a trailer hitch.

    I wasn’t clear in my meaning. I wasn’t calling the Honda Element a Miata with a Trailer Hitch. I was saying the greatest SUV of all time is a Miata with a trailer hitch.

    You misspelled Miata with a Trailer Hitch.

    We don’t deserve you.

    And think of the Perezes and Hulkenbergs and Grosjeans: the people who have found a seat year after year, despite seasons of mixed-bag results and midfield success at best.

    This won’t be the first time Kimi lets down 88,000 irrational exuberant fans.

    If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it’s yours. If not, it was never meant to be.

    Not that we know of, anyway.

    Alas, puns require more brainpower than my feeble mind can muster. Where’s $kay when we need her?

    I’m not going to let a little thing like the facts get in the way of telling a sub-par joke now, am I?

    When all you’ve got is a broken-down Jeep, every solution looks like a trailer hitch.

    If he had offered to be subjected to Wonder Woman and her Lasso of Truth, sans Mother, I’d be more inclined to take Pence’s denials seriously.

    To cite just one example, Kavanaugh appeared to have lied about his handling of confidential e-mail stolen by GOP Senate aide Manuel Miranda from Democrats during the time Kavanaugh worked for the George W. Bush administration. Lisa Graves, the former Chief Counsel for Nominations for the ranking member of the Senate

    Sounds like you’re not pretending, then.

    I believe the correct form is Narcissists, but spelled with a Becky instead of a Chad.

    Happy to help.

    It’s the little things in life.

    An officer who killed a man while off-duty and purportedly because she was startled to find him in a residence that wasn’t hers is on leave where she continues to be off-duty and is free to mistake other dwellings for her own.

    The media’s wild obsession with the identity of the anonymous coward

    I dream of a day I will never see, when Martin Shkreli’s schoolkids will take field trips to see the various Land Rovers that dot the Manhattan landscape and they learn the history of the exploitation of their homeland.