The local automotive industry? Can he be referring to anything other than the unholy creation of Jeepneys using parts harvested from random vehicles and scrap metal?

Because tricks are what a whore does for money...

I, too, would have a Michael B. Jordan on retainer for... reasons.

It almost does, yes.

This is the deep, dark, painful thought I have to suppress every time I see a Toyota overlanding rig. I love my Defender. It has never let me down. But that shouldn’t be noteworthy.

For privacy reasons, I make it a point to only pay for my cars in cash. Also, I wear a McGruff costume before, during, and after the transaction.

Disregards physics, or cravenly caves to its every demand?

You deserve far more stars for this.

Best angle on that car. Second best is the rear. The worst shots are taken in profile.

85% of the drivers with whom I share the road drive faster than me regardless of the posted speed limit.

Enthusiastic idiots? Enthusiastically idiotic? Idiotically enthusiastic?

Fun fact: The I- prefix used in the Interstate Highway System stands for Interstate.

It did, and it was shipped on February 6th. I’m pretty sure that launch cost a lot more than $4.4M, though.

I imagine if you’re attractive enough and know a talented photographer, just one would be sufficient.

This sticker is why sales are down at malls all across America.

So an upgrade, then.

Long-haul truckers do this for each other in the U.S., especially when they assist each other with merging lanes. The trucker being passed signals an all-clear to the trucker attempting to merge into his or her lane and that trucker, in turn, flashes a thanks after completing the merge. It’s a courtesy I’ve always…

I nominate the first four minutes of Quantum of Solace.

I second this request.

Sports-affiliated bumper stickers (and all other markers of fandom) are like great big “kick me” signs. You want to know how to get under this guy’s skin? There you go.