The fact that this exact scenario hasn’t happened yet is what convinced me there was some sort of league-wide collusion against him. Like, nobody wants to take the heat from MAGA dipshits for making him their starter? Ok, fine, the NFL is full of paper tigers, that’s not surprising. But the fact that nobody’s even will…

Hate to break it to you, but if Wilt played in his prime in today’s league, he’d STILL be an athlete far and above his opponents. 

This is why Deadspin is one of only like six websites I visit daily.

this is Jesus h Christ level amazing today. Wilt only did what he did because he was an athlete far above and beyond his opponents. For this to happen in today’s game is quite simply unheard of.

Fuckin’ wow. Jesus Christ. 

If only the shooter had been as accurate as Russ...

RIP, Nipsey.

Wilt also played 48 minutes in his Triple 20, so even with the shit shooting night (although: just two turnovers), it’s pretty hellacious to do that in 11 fewer minutes.

Joe Biden is not getting my primary vote if he runs.

It’s ridiculous that ref’s can spend ten minutes trying to decide if there’s 1.6 seconds on the clock or 1.7, but can’t reverse an obviously blown call in the process.

Massachusetts Man attempts to purchase tape of his own handjob. 

Avenatti: Nike was paying college players!

Jeez louise this news really hits home. How could this happen to such a great guy?

Sure seems like the Celtics did way better when they were a group of low-ego role players hungry to prove themselves and able to mesh into a harmonious balance than when they have a lame-ass wannabe alpha dog constantly making headlines about how he’s trying to use his extensive single-championship experience to…

Too bad the pizza still tastes like ass.

I mean I understand an athlete has to travel and have team meetings and usually more practices than allowed, go to the weight room, watch film. But given (according to the video) there is just one class a day, no need to eat, no need to study, no need to read any books, write any papers, take any exams, do nothing fun…

Peak NCAA

*shoves everything off table and throws your star on it*

“I can make it bigger. But only for, like, 15 seconds.”

Oh, they know why it’s a problem. The reason they do it was because, even though Westbrook flagged him to security, nobody did anything. Now it comes out and on video and now Miller is banning people. They’ve been letting people get away with this shit for years.