Adjacent, considering who Elizabeth married. 

Ah the “happy” couple . . .

Y’all, for the most part I’ve kept Instagram as my safe space where I only follow accounts that won’t send me spiraling into a depressive state, until yesterday when several of the meme accounts I follow posted that picture of Obama with the queen smiling and Dump with the queen looking stoic side by side with the…

Related: His wife is engaged in an ongoing Nazi cosplay.

Please say it was a gift plate from the Queen who then told Melania it was a hat just to see if she would actually wear it in public.

I’m pretty sure Meghan markle has worn that hat a couple of times. 

I am sad to report irony and its siblings sarcasm and hyperbole have passed on, victims of a horrible, years-long gaslighting incident.

copying the Duchess, who, unsurprisingly, looks far less evil wearing it.

Comic Sans is reserved for executive orders, now.

okay...

But why not both? We can do the right thing, and also be extremely fucking petty. Mitch McConnell and his fellow nazis deserve it.

To paraphrase our true President, Obama:

More of this, please!

That place looks like a Taco Bell anyway. Cheap fuckers.

I like how he’s sitting there like a very uncomfortable Mr. Burns.

Why would they need a doggie bag? Do they tease the help with the leftovers?

The fact that this took place in Kentucky, not D.C., is a good sign.

Seriously, you gotta open that food up, take a big shit in it, close it back up all nice and proper, and tuck it into his little turtle lap. Constant eye contact. 

No cafecito for you!

Its like you can’t be an evil white man in public any more. Mitch should maybe kill himself now please.