Size doesn’t matter!

Using that very same math, I am proud to claim that I have a 16" penis.

Birds and stones, my friend.

Unlike most airbags that expand sideways to give you a nice big pillow to run into, this one shoots out in a big column and punches you right in the nose like a Looney Tunes ACME Blaster Pistol.

Zero chance, that is, until a certain wildeyed Carolinian has one shoved into a container and shipped to him.

At 4500 there’s a lot of money left in the What The Hell budget for parts, and at 155000 miles there’s a good chance you’re going to need it.

I have two. Bear with me as my dreams and aspirations are kind of pedestrian.

By the time she bought hers everybody knew, me in particular - because I really wanted one - and yet that still didn’t stop her.  It’s like she takes reliability scores as a personal dare which she cannot refuse, much to her cost.  I’ve given up and simply resolve to answer the phone when she calls, knowing there’s a…

If I had, I wouldn’t have said what I did.

Who is Spanfeller?

It isn’t enough to save this post, but that was good.  Cougar and Capri and Maverick Villager in particular were very well done.

Obligatory “Nice.”

This is in no way relevant to Jalopnik. It’s a news item and worth reporting, but has nothing to do with cars, car culture or transportation philosophy, policy or practice.

You’re repeating my position back to me. I’m very much on the Autonomous Isn’t Ready for Prime Time side.

That tree appears to have been heavily limbed on one side but still had all its branches on the other, possibly for overhead wire clearance.  Whatever the reason, it was heavy on the falling side.   If that video was shot on Thursday 04/15, it had been a little windy followed by light rain the previous night, a fine…

I did, and we do, but we also don’t.

This is like SpaceX skipping SN12, 13 and 14 to go straight to SN15.  Hey, the last bunch of rockets all went kablooey but no, this one’s going to work!

I’ve been saying this for a while. The big basic rules of driving are fairly easy and any idiot robot could do it: go, turn, stop as necessary.

You find a stripper minivan and drive it to your heart’s content. I saw the bit about the hatchback and disregarded it.

These were everywhere, in every level of trim from stripped-down 4-speed shortbeds, to tape stripes, chrome wheels, Xtracab longbed (very rare combination) with auto everything.