Came here to say this.  First thing through my head, “Fox body.  Boom, done.”

In today’s episode we discover that whenever Tracy says, “this is why I can’t have nice things,” he’s actually pointing at his own head.

Running late. People take stupid risks because they’re running late, and their desires to be on time somehow supersede their needs.

Dammit Rob.

Take the minute, 1.5 liter 3-cyl that is available in the Bronco Sport at 180+ horsepower, build a featherweight chassis that borrows heavily on this design language because look at it, and sell it as a Miata fighter, always as a limited production model.

Do you live in E TN? Do you need to borrow a trap, my guy?

“Nobody was seriously hurt,” really?  Because I’m frankly astonished the truck’s driver didn’t beat the Hellcat guy into a paste.

Well I had never heard about the Palten before but I’m sure as hell interested now - a Diesel V twin?  Say on.

I do, except by reputation the EuroVan tranny isn’t an improvement over the Windstar’s AXOD gearbox.  What a disaster that POS was, I don’t remember the day it left, only the jubilation I experienced at discovering it was gone.

Prices on these things are ridiculous. I mean, completely bonkers, I’m seeing eBay prices on older ones that went for more.

Pretty good, I’m the guy in the family with all the live traps. I have sizes to catch anything mouse-sized up to a fox, no problem.

So Hyundai dug deep into its crystal ball and came up with...

Now I want all cars to have nixie tube instrument panels. Every miles should look like a countdown to doomsday.

I don’t know how big of an ask it is, my son owns a Volt and knows a few other Volt owners; he reports that they are all avid pluggers putting their cars on the charger for maximum EV miles at all times. There’s a nonstop dick-measuring contest to see who has gone the longest between fuel fills.

I get the feeling that when you try to move it from its current spot, a significant portion of the undercarriage will stubbornly stay behind.

I’m a slow bike slow kind of guy, the Rokon is more my speed. It’s pretty much a tractor with a saddle; you can even tow up to a ton with one.

I wanted to watch the vid except it’s DeMuro so now I won’t.

Wait - you found your husband on Facebook Marketplace?

Back in the day when the ‘96 Suburban was nearly new, my sister-in-law bought a brand new one, a ‘98 or ‘99 if I recall. I told her that it was the most trouble prone model GM made, and she would regret it. To add to the hazard, she got a top of the line model with every bell and whistle she could afford (which, in…

Let me just add that the ad situation in Jalopnia is getting out of hand. As I was typing for my other comment, suddenly a popup thrust itself onto my screen, front and center, like an unsolicited dick pic. And I couldn’t comment on hardly anything last week because ads wouldn’t scroll or shrink out of the way to…