If you’re going to use wood, tear down some pallets.  I find pallets made of oak (quite common actually), pine (usually brittle as hell), and once in a long while white oak and maple.  You could make some amazing wood interiors, complete with scars that tell stories of a former, harder life.  Highly appropriate for…

Does anybody besides me remember the vinyl knit fabric from 1980s Toyota pickups? Not beautiful but comfortable enough and rugged as hell.

Lost me at Chevy V8.

Only the 5.7 Olds Diesel could make this more malaise than it already is, and it’s pretty malaisical to begin with.

Consensual behavior between adults, everyone move along, nothing to see here.

Not a hill, not embarrassed.  You’re welcome to make any assumption you like, of course.  I’m not your mom.

Above?  I was thinking one step sideways.

Ouch.

I didn’t bother to read hardly any of it, I saw SEMA in the headline and saw the snowboard doubling as a wing and scrolled right on down to No Dice.

I went to look.  Holy cow.

That’s the difference between upper middle class and middle middle class.

Possibly the most handsome VW product anywhere, and of course it was in the odd crucible of Brazil that it was concocted.

Difference being that the guy selling the Si probably isn’t asking nearly 30 grand for it.

Just because you bought three cars to make one running one, don’t expect me to pay for all of them.

I would pay this much for a 240 in similar condition with similar mileage. I wouldn’t pay this much for an 850 unless it had maybe 1/3 as many miles.

If this dipshit was on fire I wouldn’t walk across the street to piss on him.

Vise-Grip on the steering shaft.

Kinda of surprised by the no votes here. There are a lot of possibilities for very little buy in...

New?  Eh.  Sure, what the heck.

The only and I mean ONLY way that thing is worth more than the gas in the truck to drag it to Pull-a-Part is I need glass and sheet metal off it.