I know which end of the ratchet to hold, but my understanding is that if something goes wrong with the W8, I will be holding that ratchet at both ends and occasionally the middle before things get sorted.

Can I just say that the louder Guilfoyle screeches, the more I think she’s about to stomp all over Tokyo.

That’s actually a significant weight reduction from the original, in addition to a BIG power bump.

How to not make sales this year:

Imagine this tidy little engine in the bay of a last-year Fiero.  It would finally have the power to back up the looks.  No idea if it would weigh less but I doubt if it would weigh more.

BAHAHAHAHA!

No, it’s way older than that. Civil forfeiture goes back hundreds of years to when international commerce arrived by sail.

That’s nowhere near as ambitious.  More achievable, I reckon.

Did the T-shirt specify a color of crackhead?

The very first time I ever heard about civil forfeiture laws, I thought it was a thinly veiled crime. And when I had over $5000 in cash in my pocket from my tax refund, I knew it could only be a crime because if I were for some reason accosted by police, they could have taken it since I worked - and still do work - in…

Actually I could get behind a deep dive into the Volare Roadrunner, an exploration of why the Malaise Era was just so awful.

I’m smiling at the juxtaposition of the guy being dissatisfied with how shitty the world is, and you telling him he can suck it up or leave.

I’d just like to remind everyone that the engine generating all those ponies is a frantically turbocharged 1.6 liter 3-pot called the G16E-GTS. It’s a bit more than the output of that superduper 3-banger Aston Martin cranked out as a 1/4 scale proof of concept, though admittedly pressurized.

I can’t get into alternative universe fiction.

Genxalopnik.  Celebrating when radios and AC were non-standard equipment.

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Does ten years’ snarky observations, odd man out perspectives and dedicated dedication to commutermobiles count?

The first one I rolled my eyes, the second one you brought me back.  You beautiful bastard.

I was looking for an analogy, and that was it.