Killer Klowns from Outer Space messed me up as a kid. It's such an obvious meant-to-be-funny scary movie, but the humor was lost on me. What's worse is that I don't have your typical clown phobia (Stephen King's It did not scare me as a child). I have yet to watch this movie in its entirety, and I probably never will.…

I like 8MM. There, I said it.

At this point, I'm just hoping that Rafi's extended absence is setting up the series finale in which he stalks, kills, and has nonconsensual sex with the mouths and butts of every character.

I first took notice of him when he played John Malkovich's son in The Man in the Iron Mask. At first, I thought he was really his son.

Yes! I now know I am not the only one that loves The Stoned Age. Let's not forget Clifton Collins, Jr. (then Clifton Gonzales Gonzales, a name he should have stuck with…) in that film as Tack. Also, Jake Busey and his famous Busey teeth are on full display. Not to mention cameos from Blue Oyster Cult after the…

"If I were his lawyer, I would have told him, "Cool it with the chocolates."