yup. this has gone the way of gizmodo and all the others. 

They are perfectly fine. In fact since Obama care came to be that's all I can get thanks to the kindness of family and friends.

We just wrap our in bacon. keeps it nice and juicy and taste amazing!!.

yeah your good. you can forget the chronicles because they have pretty much disavowed it. And as for Salvation, the title (Genysis) pretty much says it all. It’s a fresh start. leaving you with even more questions and confusion than the originals.

yeah your good. you can forget the chronicles because they have pretty much disavowed it. And as for Salvation, the…

great...does this mean we need to ban PS4s too now? I just got into mine.

you mean Gawk and er..... (Rimshot) Thank you I’ll be here all week.

In all fairness to Gawker they probably did edit it from their earlier draft:

I know right? this is unacceptable..... where the hell is everyone else? Move it people, let’s kick the tire and lite the fires!!!!!!!!!

“my sole experience was in the eighth grade, when a girl named Monique clocked me the fuck out of nowhere as I was showing off the awesome Tamagotchi I had made out of clay in art class”

It seems him and Wes Siler from indefinitely wild are the only 2 level headed staffers in this circus.

In a lot of situations a flat head will work on a philips. Especially if the head just sits below enough. It’s not ideal but in an emergency just use care and take it slow.

that guy is a dick. he dared me to grab ass once and now I have child support payments.

I sometime like to invite my out of town friend Jose Cuervo to the party. Although when all 3 get together bad things sometimes happen :(

oh, sorry long day. that just flew right over me.

agree. I’m not 100% on Sanders but damn he’s the closest to anyone out there right now. I’ll give him a 80% on my scale as where everyone else is below 20%.

Who’s the libertarian again? Sorry I’m not really up to speed with the Republican candidates. But yeah Libertarian don’t sound to bad right about now.

Uh nooooo that’s my point, I’m staying away from her evil ass.

All I know is if Sanders doesn’t win the democratic spot then I have no choice but to go Rep.

A $55 TV for $350? that’s not much of a deal. can I have the before early BF price?

A $55 TV for $350? that’s not much of a deal. can I have the before early BF price?

my hand gets pissed at me every night, it....wait what are we talking about again?