Oh you think Android dosen’t have hipsters? I guess you haven’t gone to any Android forums where the only tech advice offered most of the time is ROOT THE PHONE NOOB! WHY YOU RUN STOCK LOSER?! CYANGONEMOD!

This is going to be the one week I don’t start Joaquin and he’s going to sit on my bench and absolutely wreck shit.

I haven’t seen a Russian dribble so much in court since the attempt to impeach Boris Yeltsin.

These are both correct answers.

I’ve always had a special place in my heart for the Robin Hood soundtrack with Roger Miller. I think I had the book and record when I was a kid.

The best Disney soundtrack is the original “Jungle Book”.

FIFY

Raider-esque. C’mon man.

He needs to stop alternating excuses and get directly to their current issues.

That must be the axe they gave him.