The world is not ready for a Ginger Bond.
REM mightn't have been as consistent on the later albums, but there was always a handful of gorgeous songs. What is Stipe doing with himself these days?, other than the Bowie tribute, he seems to have disappeared. He could pretty much sing any old rubbish and break your heart.
One of the great Dennis Pennis-isms:
[after Mason has killed a Marine, the corpse's foot twitches]
I assume artistic differences is a euphemism for being on the sauce in this case. Clarkson had been on the hooch for hours when he clocked his producer.
'Cos she's the only one namechecked in a Pixies song?
With a an Irish person? How did they come up with that idea?
The crafty dog! (Not Isis obviously, she wouldn't be the sharpest)
'Cos all the kids might run off to ISIS land, thus destroying truth, beauty and the American Way. They're playing the long con, baby.
What Trump meant was that Obama found Isis, the adorable labrador from Downtown Abbey, long thought dead, but was (being a Lab) merely fast asleep. Thanks Obama!
I blame Bob Geldof.
That's …. quite a mental image.
Think that's correct tho, he was a
somewhat flamboyant character IRL. What a cast that had, Colin Firth as the most pedantic, most evil lawyer ever. Just superb.
And the whole business with the private optolythic rod with the unsecured data that was not federation sanctioned
Too grim. From memory ships didn't stop for survivors cos sailors died from the cold within 90 seconds of going into the sea.
"Yer Honour, I may only be a simple backwoods chicken, but my client Ignatius Pop will prove he invented the topless, wiry, gonzo freak look"
But Ol' Phil might. Ol' no grip, blue balled Phil.
Maybe he meant it as a [highly homoerotic] compliment?
Cryternotbaitin'? I assume Dan Savage has some cromulent advice for precisely this situation.