Just use the musical cues from Triumph of the Will. People would go nuts for that

Foodle me once, foodle on me. Foodle me twice..

Truly, he'll live long, and prosper..

Yup, that ladies only version of Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula did not do boffo box office

I want you to know

Globalization will benefit everyone in the long run, but for a couple of generation, it'll be painful. It's a scandal governments have abandoned the folks affected by the changes, and now they are reaping what they've sowed. Being against globalization is pointless; the billions of people living in poverty want better…

There's a fascinating article on London Review of Books/Brexit Blues. It's well argued, & in summary, the people who voted for Brexit are going to be even more screwed as a result of what they voted for.

It's not because people like or believe in or have even thought about Trump, he's weirdly kind of insubstantial if you think about it. He's a vessel for all the frustration and anger and fear that's in the atmosphere; there isn't a pro-Trump constituency, there's a massive "let's burn it all down" constituency.

Similar to UK Brexit campaign, there's going to be a lot of people who are going to vote for Trump as a protest. HRC, similar to Cameron in the UK, is as establishment as it gets, and people in economically depressed parts of the US will vote Trump to give two fingers to the world basically. Not sure of the…

On 8 out of 10 cats does … Countdown they had an Aussie comic on, Adam Hill I think. He was explaining that there's an Australian version of Countdown, then he got embarrassed, reason being as he said that the show name makes Aussies sound a bit dense.

Do you play one on TV? You've earned it, baby

When a company is bought over the buyer usually slashes costs i.e. staff and things get grim. This is cos the purchaser has invariably borrowed money to fund the buyout, and have to show some kind of return on the "investment". Been through it a couple of times irl, it's generally a good idea to get your resume out…

"I thought you'd be taller"

It seems like the Trump campaign is genuinely pretty chaotic, with a lack of own party support & not much of a structure. Doesn't mean he can't win, just he's not interested in that side of the campaign.

I choose .. violence… sorry Viennetta. A slice of Viennetta please!

Gummnint welfare and pork always happen to other people. But when I get a handout, it's ok cos I paid my taxes. (Note: May not have paid actual taxes)

WE ARE AT PEAK WORDS PEOPLE. Do not waste them carelessly, offhandedly, negligently, inconsiderately, or redundantly. Conserve them for the O'Neal. He is our only hope.

a) doubt it happened b) isn't picking on some stressed, pissed off barista working for minimum wage to make a political point/be a dick something people stop doing at, dunno, 11 fucking years old?

O'Neal is annoyingly talented. His review of The Avalanches album should be a template for aspiring reviewers, and his obituaries really bring the person to life (sorry, couldn't resist).

And the seven were initially idolized by the boys of the village, who thought their fathers were cowards. By the end, they saw their fathers were as brave. Doubt this version will be subtle. Just zingers, shooting and splosions