It's nevah space lupus. Just an itchy infection I picked up on Riza.

For the true beer aficionado, shitting/going blind are not mutually exclusive aims

For old times sake: "SIIIMMMMMMMMMMSS!"

Wasn't he responsible for the death of Mark Ruffalo's father? I actually kind of liked NYSM, it was just too damn long & pointlessly convoluted. But hey, rinse and repeat for half the movies released currently.

Jack: Well, well, well, Lemon ! Steven's a good man. He's on partner track at Dewey. And he's a Black.
Liz: ''A'' black? That is offensive!
Jack: No, no. That's his last name. Steven Black. Good family.
Liz: Oh, yeah, of course.
Jack: Remarkable people, the Blacks — musical, very athletic, not very good swimmers.…

And he was relentless, crazy SOB never knew when he was beaten. Plus, he had Gods to help him out ffs, Gods!, literal Deux Ex Machinas. What's Picard going to do, beg Q to add some mild snark?

Gritty reboot BSG vs BSG classic. Can you imagine how pissed off Edward James Olmos would be having to deal with two Starbucks. Alternatively BSG vs. Space:Above and Beyond for some reason, though not sure if any fighting would get done with all the beautiful people involved.

Hey Ya!

Are you saying the world wasn't ready for the sight of Kevin Costner with gills who drank his own pee and was a general rat bastard? Who'd thunk it…

I think the problem is he has to accept every piece of crap script he's offered, possibly at IRS gunpoint. Hopefully once that mess is cleared up, he can be more selective.

And a lot less Japanese people. The shut in character survived by going to the countryside from memory. The cities were a massacre

I watched it again recently. You are wrong. But have a can of coke at a critical moment for no logical reason whatsoever.

Given there's going to be a "shitload of fan service", will it be called

No way baby, we'll end up with kids being born with Corden DNA alongside fish that glow in the dark. Fuck that noise

Thought the point was the trains ran on time, until you noticed where the destination was.

"The one about the space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot, and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They're all made of fucking lego"

"Mr Glass, you're invited to hogtied in my windowless basement 2016, event of the year!" (Applies chloroformed rag)

Knowing the UN, they probably forgot where they left them

"Tomorrow belongs to me"

If the sequels hadn't driven all goodwill towards it into the ground, "The Matrix" would be up there in the classics. It's such a clever, kinetic movie, just throws one cool idea/visual on top of another, would suspect the CGI has not aged well.