Exactly, and eps that were inspired by urban myths

Hand in your fork and your eternal fires of Damnation ..Dammit Chief, he's the most evil cop we've got

It's ok, fairly certain it got canned after one season. Depends how you feel about Rainn Wilson.

Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom.

https://disqus.com/by/avclu…
A month ago apparently..

And Michael Wincott as the dozy henchman. Such a good cast, just enormous fun

He posted that he was stopping posting altogether I think, maybe 2 weeks ago.

In a quiet but really profound way, diet and modern healthcare have changed Western society beyond all recognition in the last 50 years. One of the drivers behind the NHS in the UK was that when conscription was brought during WW2, the numbers of men who were invalided out on health grounds was enormous. The…

Wait. You can read porn on the internets tubes now? My days! Ada Lovelace doth notst approve

There was a hilarious story years ago about one Robert Gillespie complaining to his local council about loud, repetitive music near where he lived. Spoons, knife.

"Shoot speed kill light","kill all hippies", "miss Lucifer", their quality control was hit and miss but when they were good, man. And "Burning Wheel"

So we get auto-enrolled into the illuminati? Cool, cool cool cool

Honestly. No. Someone else asked if I wanted to go see Suede. I'm O.L.D.

Was watching a doc on sugar plantations in the Caribbean. The sugar was crushed in a press between two massive revolving stones. There was an axe beside the press. "What's that for?" "For when someone caught their arm in the press"

Or as the final title became, "300"

They are on tour in March (30th anniversary of Hup I think). I am hugely excited/feeling very old.

On last Fridays Kermode/Mayo Movie show, they interviewed DiCaprio. Innaritu swore him to silence on how it was done, because magic! & "magicians like to keep their secrets". Leo said the bear was CGI, but maybe that's a misdirect.

Spoilers! Turns out it was Sherlock Holmes all along. Who is also gay. Or not. But at least he likes the ol' Bolivian marching powder, so there's that.

A captive audience doomed to follow an appalling, tedious ordeal through to it's anticlimactic conclusion? That would be the Hobbit

To quote CS Lewis "Oh fuck, not another elf!"
There are many elves.