do not taunt CT 

I can’t remember the last time I saw a regular one, but there are surprising numbers of PT Cruiser Convertibles in SW FL. Driven by blue hairs, of course. I have NEVER seen one with the top down, which is also true of the ubiquitous Toyota Solara convertible.

If you’re going to the trouble of changing a car’s paint color, you need to go all the way—yank the motor to shoot the engine compartment, underside the hood, trunk, underside of the trunk lid, door jambs—all of it. And here, despite the money spent on the car, that wasn’t done and the result looks completely crass.

Omfg thank you!had to reread that myself.. wtf?!

Ninety-nine poop balloons

Gurney Eagle is always the right answer.

Because it was illegal, right up to about the point we hit adulthood, but don’t go checking to confirm exactly when it was repealed, just understand your parents would *never, ever* lie to you, even just to end a stupid argument.

You might want to dismiss the racist shithead in grey.

Not going to lie, bad deal or not.. I would be pissed the hell off if I found out some mechanic went through my car and decided to start posting my business online like that. 

Seriously? They thought this might have been legit?

I was wondering what kind of boyfriend would go to such an extent to make things worse (yelling at the cops and saying “I’m sorry” while she’s getting cuffed all while staying in the car and filming), then I saw the interview.

10 year olds

Had the same thing happen to me flying into Mississippi in a smaller plane years ago. It was they only time I remember getting lifted out of my seat and if it wasn’t for the seatbelt I know I would’ve hit the overhead console. It was very unnerving being tossed around like that by that turbulence. You could feel the…

I was flying into Toronto from Vancouver when I was in high school, and the plane was struck 4 times. I agree that the turbulence was far worse.

I’ve never been in a plane that was hit, but my dad (who flew a lot more than me) got hit a couple times.  He said there would be a bang and the inside of the plane smelled funny (Ozone), but the lights wouldn’t blink or anything.

Yeah I'd be getting out of range of those straps as soon as possible. I've seen the damage when one of those lets go and I'm not as tough as metal body panels.

Yep.

Either offer a burger or don’t but stop blaming your customers for your profit problems, or else soon enough you’ll find yourself with no customers.

A restaurant that aims to be “high-end” wouldn’t offer a burger in the first place.

Yeah I’m seeing one of the reasons most restaurants don’t last long and/or don’t really turn a profit.