America. 

I’m sorry - I couldn’t help but snort-laugh at how matter-of-factly you phrased this. That said, I’m glad it didn’t change your life for the worse and you got to find yourself while traveling. Similarly, I was in a significant rock climbing accident in my early 20's that resulted in a TBI and I wound up dropping out…

Did they at least see the Sun Sphere?

How dare you! Autometer gauges are the finest you can find in Autozone clearance bins.

STOP BURYING THE LEDE IN YOUR POSTS

From the article:

100% this.

I had something like that too. I remember in a hard hit, the entire car fell apart and you had to put it back together to get them working again. Love it.

Not for long.

“Please place your bags in the bagging area.”

I overwhelmingly agreed. Cutting in line because you’re too impatient to wait five seconds or too shy to say “excuse me, but that register is open” isn’t a rule of etiquette that I’m willing to observe.

Dangit, Bobby!

correctly hooked up the propane,

HAAAA! My sister and I got our meal paid for by a table beside us on my birthday, because I gushed about how beautifully the couple was dressed - my guess is they came right from church. People watching is definitely part of the fun.

Come on now...

THIS!!!! I came to post this!

In the Vin-brane.

This is the best explanation I have see of anything, ever. The word also lends itself to expansion, such as “assclownery” (the acts that get you deemed an assclown) and “assclownishness” (the larger mindset that is demonstrated by assclowns).
Take your star.

No I agree. As someone who finds the 300 really unappealing as a car, I think it looks awesome.

Yep.  If you can’t make payroll you are done.