STOP BURYING THE LEDE IN YOUR POSTS

From the article:

100% this.

I had something like that too. I remember in a hard hit, the entire car fell apart and you had to put it back together to get them working again. Love it.

Not for long.

“Please place your bags in the bagging area.”

I overwhelmingly agreed. Cutting in line because you’re too impatient to wait five seconds or too shy to say “excuse me, but that register is open” isn’t a rule of etiquette that I’m willing to observe.

Dangit, Bobby!

correctly hooked up the propane,

HAAAA! My sister and I got our meal paid for by a table beside us on my birthday, because I gushed about how beautifully the couple was dressed - my guess is they came right from church. People watching is definitely part of the fun.

Come on now...

THIS!!!! I came to post this!

In the Vin-brane.

This is the best explanation I have see of anything, ever. The word also lends itself to expansion, such as “assclownery” (the acts that get you deemed an assclown) and “assclownishness” (the larger mindset that is demonstrated by assclowns).
Take your star.

No I agree. As someone who finds the 300 really unappealing as a car, I think it looks awesome.

Yep.  If you can’t make payroll you are done.

I remember watching Muldowney and the Force sisters a lot - they were kicking a lot of ass back in the day. Always fun to watch. Better than Danica ever was.

Imma call BS on the ‘83 price of 500.oo, i was a teen back then and know all too well what 500 got ya,.....something with 1 foot in the scrap yard....this whole story smells off

I have one built into my rangetop and I don’t use it all that often. You can make bacon and eggs on it all at the same time, but I usually cook bacon in the oven anyway. It’s good for pancakes or similarly shaped things like papusas, tortillas, potato pancakes, or anything like that where you are making a bunch at…

Ugh, same. Never been on a cruise, but my fiancee got it from a trade show and it took us down for about 5 days each. It’s awful.