This is Jalopnik, don’t bring facts or logic into the discussion. Capitalism, investors, and the stock market are bad. Period.

Holy shit why is NO ONE KEEPING PEOPLE AWAY FROM THE CABLES UNDER TENSION. For fuck’s sake a strap snapped already and everyone’s just standing feet from the cables. Jesus. 

It really is. The Apple Reality Distortion Field is in full force regarding these things.

This is a technology so rife with abuse it should never be allowed. It is only going to get worse. Just wait till a serial killer uses this.

I spit up my coffee at “Nocturnal Illumination System”.

I regard them as attractive, but must admit that the first time I saw one in person, between the overall lines and the venti-ports on the fender, I flashed on “Buick”...

On a percentage basis they went up about the same, but since eating out often costs at least 4 or 5 times what it does to eat in, that means the cost of dining out went up a lot more.

Down for Winter Maintenance

A Shitvette in this exact color....

without already having been eaten by something.

1st Gear: I’ll never drive a car I have to pay a subscription fee to utilize. Full stop, won’t do it. If this catches on in the industry and that means I won’t drive a car manufactured after 2025, or I stick exclusively to budget niche cars going forward, fine. But I flatly refuse to pay an ongoing subscription on my…

Definitely a guilty pleasure. I would love to own and do some sort of swap on one.

A Hummer H1

I’m amazed that in a blog written by foodies about brunch, there is not a single mention of “the one you make yourself”.

Because it’s piss easy, it’s soooooooo much better than going out, waiting in line, being with other people in a crowded place...

Going to a crowded restaurant mid morning during the weekend is a…

Brunch is fine as a concept. Getting eggs and fatty breakfast meats or chicken and waffles at 10:30AM on a weekday is great - if you are retired. Wasting half a weekend day waiting in line for it when you work 5 days a week (or more) is what makes brunch over rated.

Congratulations, you earned a star for the spectacular use of Randy MuchoMacho Savage.

LOL, I am old enough, dammit.

Yeah, hi! I should have reiterated that not everyone needs to hold chopsticks the same way. My explainer isn’t to tell people that there’s one entire way to hold chopsticks, and like ol’ Murray Chang mentioned, if the food gets to your face, you’re good. I’ve never seen anyone hold chopsticks with one hand in a manner…

honestly it’s dollar tree raising its prices that has truly shook me to my core. we are living in wacky times, friends.

the portion of the population that experiences cilantro as a soapy taste