Intentionally driving your car at a police officer gives them the legal authority to shoot you dead, and rightly so. It’s Assault With A Deadly Weapon, officially. But to *some* politicians right here in ‘murica, such an event doesn’t even rate as a crime when the target changes from one kind of human being to another…

“lets make our current underpaid staff go hand out water to strangers in public in hopes that some dope will be fooled into doing the same in our private dining rooms”

Restaurant owners seem to be putting a lot of stock in the magical abilities of a one-time signing bonus to lure workers. I mean, $300 or $500 or even $1000 is great, but 2-3 months from now is it really making a difference in that employee’s life? What does the signing bonus matter if the rest of the working…

None. They can kiss my ass.

He’s building cattle cars.

also, I’m not whining. I’m kvetching. 

You’re right, the rant does fall apart if you change one of the words in the quote to another word.

I’m ready for all the Tesla stans to come and tell us why yes, actually, driving is bad and boring and we should all just be shuttled around in featureless boxes with no outside input on our part.

Totally. Everything is literally input! I have a real hard time with futurists in general but it is crazy how dismissive of the human beings that the tools are made for this stuff gets. Machines are not built in a vacuum humans that live in society build them.

Musk, 2014: “With artificial intelligence, we are summoning the demon”

I take his words to mean all User input is error, indicating that his goal is to remove human input from all controls other than stating destinations and controlling creature comforts.

So... FUCK YOU, Elon. I actually enjoy driving and would rather not have a gaming rig in the car driving for me. 

Yeah, that kind of talk will get you taken directly to the re-education camps.  

Though a fair amount of people actually are of lower than average intelligence.

So you don’t have to start vaping

I can prep it, load it, and run the weight and balance. Right after I get done with this load of rubber dog shit from Hong Kong...

Thank you for your service!

I smell a sequel to War Dogs...

Fuck.

So, they’ve decided, instead of making money from their customers, to make money from their franchisees?  This is the kind of silly stuff that caused Quiznos to implode.