“If the shoe shine boys are buying stocks, who else is left?” - JP Morgan on the great depression.

Also important to remember that “early” and “late” are often exactly the same as “wrong.”

Taking one look at my portfolio I can agree with this statement

Just like in Neutral. It’s easy to pick a winner in a horse race. Just as long as you accept you will likely pick a lot more losers than winners and end up going broke.

God: *creates peppers with borderline toxic chemical for self defense that no other mammal will touch*

No, but they kill a lot of birds.

Yeah, I’m trying to picture the reaction here if a Republican governor ordered a solar plant or something shut down.

To be entirely fair, the company is right. A governor who was elected 65 years after an easement was granted, can’t just revoke the easement by fiat. It’s not even her easement to revoke. The law defines the process and the Governor’s attempt to rule by fiat defies that process.

A stray dog bit my sister once and we blamed my sister and kept the dog. (We also kept my sister.)

Some things reheat better than others, that’s for sure. I won’t touch leftover seafood with a 10 foot pole because the taste and texture both get weird, but leftover hamburger helper reheats just fine. Homemade mac and cheese is often better the second time around, same with lasagna.

Usually my feeling is “I just had that, I want something different now.” But it’s just two of us and some things you can’t really make for just two people. Roasting a 3 pound chicken, for instance. Fortunately, Mrs Lizardo likes to have that stuff for lunch and isn’t as picky about it as I am.

I loved Munich when I went in the summer of 2017.  Would go back anytime. 

SO SO FUNNY! well done!

Why would you want to go when it’s packed full of loud, moron tourists

Yeah, I’d rather pick up some sausages and beer and have my own little Oktoberfest at home anyway, plus, I can do it anytime I want.

Meanwhile in Grünheide:

Wrong hill to die on buddy.

NFA Title II: “Machine Gun: Any weapon which shoots, is designed to shoot, or can be readily restored to shoot, automatically more than one shot without manual reloading, by a single function of the trigger.”

Standard connotation for a gun that fires multiple bullets with a single trigger pull is ‘machine gun’ for people that aren’t big into guns, no matter the shape of the gun.