I use a plastic clip, so that if I do need to use it then I can just take it off for the call then clip it back on again.

So it drew a dick, then got stuck in the mouth of the Suez and there aren’t enough seamen with enough thrust to push it out. And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...

Every single laptop I own has a bit of electrical tape across the top to block the camera.

Ive had tape over that camera since they released the update that enabled that camera.  

Needs that splash of urine scent in the Dive Bar candle. And what does ‘Sunburn’ smell like?

I’m just here to say that Sheetz > Wawa*, which is obligatory for all Pennsylvanians to weigh in on.

*Both are fine, tbh. Sheetz just has better (if less healthy) food. Wawa has better coffee and a louder/more annoying fanbase, which makes sense given the number of Eagles fans in this state.

Also, it’s incredible that…

Yea its bullshit. So say for example, you made all your payments on time, even beating the interest, and the final payment on your loan is $383.22. Your regular payment was $452.66. Since the final payment is lower than what your regular payment was, they want you to make that $383.22 payment along with the $452.66.…

I totally understand and agree, lol!

Another Valencia fan-boy here. Too often people overlook this gorgeous wee city in favour of it’s neighbour, Barcelona, to the north. Well, I say “neighbour” - it’s 300 or so km to the north. And there’s a couple of towns in the way, but still...Valencia is amazing. 

It’s like that time my dad asserted you shouldn’t eat oranges and drink milk at the same meal, because the citric acid would curdle the milk.

I told him the milk would curdle when it hit your stomach acid anyway, then went to fridge and pointed out the carton of curdled milk (cottage cheese) that he ate every day.

From what we normally enjoy, I wouldn’t be surprised if slightly acidic tastes better, like lemonade, sour candy, tomatoes, etc.

Just read a few blurbs because I was curious: stomach acid is pretty potent around pH 2, rises to 7ish when we eat, then food enters the small intestine around 8, large intestine and bung hole back to 7. Didn’t see any footnotes about spicy chilies. Maintaining these mechanisms sounds complex enough to endorse…

I went to a Quizno’s because of those commercials because I respected the audacity to make such a disturbing ad.

It was an adaptation (if that’s what you want to call it) of an early 2000's YouTube video called We Like the Moon.  One of the first attempts I can remember of a weird internet thing crossing over into the mainstream.

Fucking-a I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaated those commercials. They made me want to set fire to every Quiznos I drove past.

Real Water is a premium, drinking water with 9.0 pH that utilizes the proprietary E2 Technology, making it the only drinking water on the market that can maintain a stable negative (-) ionization. Since Real Water is alkaline with a 9.0 pH and negative ionized, it can help your body to restore balance and reach your…

...what is the best “sporty” sedan for a young professional who wants a luxury car without the hassles?

... or someone’s touring through the lot at 40 kph and gets all offended when the back half of your hatchback emerges from among the Canyoneros without sending up a warning flare first. 

You’d rather them wait for you to back out?