Would have been around 1977. My dad took me to a local stock car track (Westgate Speedway, now Peterborough Speedway) and through some business connections, he knew the track manager and by default some guy who raced a stock car there regularly. We went to say hi to the guys in the pit after the races and the driver…

“This car is for someone looking for this particular car.”

Insurance adjuster: 1948? Well at least it’s just an old clunker, we can write…I’m sorry, what’s a mile meeglee?

Hey, like a quarter of the country lives in a tent now anyway but do they have a Ford GT? No they do not. 

Hmm, coincidence?:

The 401 tunnel’s eastern end would be in Brampton or Mississauga near the airport, with the western end in Scarborough or Markham.

Mansory taking offense and criticizing someone else’s choice in vehicle modifications unlocked a new level of unawareness above influencers, so there’s that.

I hope, if nothing else, this story dispels any myth that wealth is synonymous with higher intelligence.

Agree. The photo shows deflated, not “burst” tires in the catastrophic sense.

“a good way to make a little extra money on the side… in recent years changes at Uber have made it increasingly hard to make a living”

The guy’s house was “hit by 20 bullets during a gunfight” earlier in the year. How is the house still operating as an AirBnB? What has to happen for the platform to delist the house? Why did the guy not file a civil suit over the shooting? How is the parking infraction his biggest concern? How could he possibly be the…

I’m afraid this is the end of Jalopnik as we’ve known it. This is how the sister-sites all went down. It’ll be reformatted in a day or 2.

Huh, did not know any of that. Was just a windshield sticker as far as I knew. 

I honestly didn’t know that Hoonigan was anything other than a slogan or name. I associated it with Ken Block but that’s as far as it went for me. To discover it’s an actual business with $1.2 billion in debt blows my mind as much as those gymkhana videos. This might be part of their business problem.

Do not transport Cybertruck using any method that is not specified by Tesla. If Cybertruck begins to smoke, seek shelter and cover head. Cybertruck is not to be touched, inhaled or looked at. Do not taunt Cybertruck. Accept no substitutes.

I had to go to our local equivalent of the DMV this morning. While there, I had the pleasure of listening to a guy at the counter refuse to understand for nearly 20 minutes that he had to pay his parking fines in order to renew his license plate. Let me say I hate the “DMV” and all the regulatory nonsense they enforce…

Keeping this simple and not involving torque or power bands or what have you, 400hp.

Cheaper way to go is to switch from Bradley to Brad and gain 3 CoolPoints just like that. 

Welp, call in an air strike.

The fuck is this timeline where nobodies complain about views and the term “shadowbanned” exists?