I hope, if nothing else, this story dispels any myth that wealth is synonymous with higher intelligence.

Agree. The photo shows deflated, not “burst” tires in the catastrophic sense.

“a good way to make a little extra money on the side… in recent years changes at Uber have made it increasingly hard to make a living”

The guy’s house was “hit by 20 bullets during a gunfight” earlier in the year. How is the house still operating as an AirBnB? What has to happen for the platform to delist the house? Why did the guy not file a civil suit over the shooting? How is the parking infraction his biggest concern? How could he possibly be the…

I’m afraid this is the end of Jalopnik as we’ve known it. This is how the sister-sites all went down. It’ll be reformatted in a day or 2.

Huh, did not know any of that. Was just a windshield sticker as far as I knew. 

I honestly didn’t know that Hoonigan was anything other than a slogan or name. I associated it with Ken Block but that’s as far as it went for me. To discover it’s an actual business with $1.2 billion in debt blows my mind as much as those gymkhana videos. This might be part of their business problem.

Do not transport Cybertruck using any method that is not specified by Tesla. If Cybertruck begins to smoke, seek shelter and cover head. Cybertruck is not to be touched, inhaled or looked at. Do not taunt Cybertruck. Accept no substitutes.

I had to go to our local equivalent of the DMV this morning. While there, I had the pleasure of listening to a guy at the counter refuse to understand for nearly 20 minutes that he had to pay his parking fines in order to renew his license plate. Let me say I hate the “DMV” and all the regulatory nonsense they enforce…

Keeping this simple and not involving torque or power bands or what have you, 400hp.

Cheaper way to go is to switch from Bradley to Brad and gain 3 CoolPoints just like that. 

Welp, call in an air strike.

The fuck is this timeline where nobodies complain about views and the term “shadowbanned” exists?

It certainly looks like Bearded Tesla is going into this with his eyes wide open in a modified Cybertruck.

Program the cars to always sacrifice their occupants(s) if it comes down to it. I didn’t choose to be part of this public beta testing, but the autonomous car occupants did. Don’t like that? Simple, don’t get in the car.

Well, now that it appears Cyber-flippers are liable to break even at best, why keep trying to enforce a financial penalty? Isn’t owning it penalty enough?

“I left Los Angeles well, El Segundo to be exact”

Sus. What’s the title? Ad says “dealer maintained it’s entire life” which on one hand, given it’s a 2023 with 7,000 miles, d’uh, but on the other, who did the mods? Willing to take trades but also can assist with shipping nationwide? Naw, something is up. ND.

We Germans are not all smiles and sunshine. 

As a Gen-X’er this doesn’t even register as a debate for me. The only thing I’ve ever used my Apple Wallet for are airplane boarding passes. There is a less than zero percent chance I will ever volunteer to use a digital id. If they try to force me, I’ll go off grid and into the woods.