Before you scoff or blame the boomers or whatever, just know that your own aging is the only sure thing you have in life. Maybe you don’t care about this today, but one day you will. So better to take an empathetic approach now if you want the same when your time inevitably comes.

Some of this is still anticipated fallout from the impacts of extensive Covid-era flight restrictions. From a thorough study:

I’m guessing it was built for YouTubers to destory? Are we at the point in our timeline where this is a thing? Past that? I don’t know what’s even going on anymore. 

I was honestly stumped by the proportions for a minute and couldn’t figure out if it’s a Charger or a Neon.

OMG slide 7 (Florida). I’m dying. It looks like North Korean rocket propaganda. So missile, so car, so much advance. 

Being sold “as is”.

Who is booking this? Some boomer hot rod enthusiast, maybe, but how many limo events are they attending? A couple getting married in matching Realtree camo outfits? They probably want a lifted Hummer limo. I just don’t see a business case for it that makes money so, ND.

And it’s down 6% today.

I’ll let you in on a secret. You don’t stay happily married for 30 years using apologies alone. 

I just feel bad for whoever was in the Sequoia.

The driverless cars are immune from getting tickets and are taking off from the cops.

Yup, they need to do waymo work on this tech.

Interesting. I’ve never considered that the centered, single rear wheel means it’s pretty much always right where you don’t want it to be in a lane for traction, ie oil, dirt, debris…

Maybe it’s just the photos but it seems to have a different stance in the driveway vs on the road. The gap between the front tire and fender looks very different. 

Has to be the 1978-79 Dodge Lil Red Express pickup trucks. Regular cab, side stacks, “lil”, marketed as “adult toys”…these couldn’t have been sold anywhere else (except in America’s hat). Happy Birthday ‘Murica!

Hell yeah, ‘Murica.

Obviously you arm the drones so they can defend themselves. It’s the American way.

Counterpoint: his father really doesn’t like him.

As a child, I was promised a future of jetpacks and flying cars. I feel like this is a very half-assed substitute but with the state of the world today, fuck it I’ll take it.

Cooter is gonna be all over this once his “rich” uncle dies.