“Her lawyers, who also represent Musk...”

Sorry, my bad, this one’s on me. When I was around 7 years old I had my head out the window of my dad’s driver-side door from the back seat (a coupe and pre-seatbelt rules) and he tried to roll the window up, manual style, and obviously struggled with my head blocking the window. He didn’t know it was my neck or head…

“My Mom thought it didn’t run in 2002 and decided to use it as a paint canvas, but after 22 years it started right up and ran great!!”

I’m hard wired to put a key into an ignition and then take it out when I stop the car. So when the push button start/stop shit came around, I didn’t know what to do with the key. I couldn’t just leave the key in my pocket, it just felt wrong and took too much mental reconditioning. So I still take the key out of my…

I like this too. Feels more relatable.

Serious answer, 1973 Buick Riviera. 

Any Mustang leaving Cars and Coffee?

Note to self: do not transit through ATL.

I am sorry that Officer Butthurt lacks the moral fortitude and emotional strength to withstand my verbal onslaught in which I asked him to maneuver his ass out of my direct path. I am sorry that he feels he needs an apology in order to move on with his life. I am also sorry to know that a judge believes it’s necessary…

The thing is, I’ve already got guns in my house and guns in my pockets and guns in my waistband, so if I take the guns out of my glovebox, where am I supposed to put them?

“In this country, you’re innocent until proven guilty” which is why I pulled a gun on an innocent man until he proved he wasn’t guilty. Flawless victory.

“I’m very pleased”

Many, many years ago as a kid I had a beautiful toy version of the Eagle with a key-wound spring motor in it. Pretty sure it was 1:12 scale but I don’t even know anymore who made it or who gave it to me. But it was the only toy car I absolutely did not fuck with. Every Hot Wheels got bashed and painted, every other…

The 1967 Eagle Weslake Mark 1 or T1 Formula 1 car. No garish advertising, just a V12 missile on wheels. 

Appreciate the edit. Not only would most people not read far enough to get past instinctive outrage (obviously I wrote that to stoke outrage), even fewer would make a point of acknowledging it. Good on you.

I’m reasonably sure most people can pick up on the cynicism and sarcasm of my post. Yes I’m a car guy but I also get around 95% of the time as a pedestrian in a big city. I can walk faster than traffic here, stop in at a quick mart and grab some necessesities on my way and come back out and still see the cars that I’ve…

Vision Zero sounds like some sort of blind commie talk. I might shave as much as 3 seconds off my commute by running a red light. At least until I give that back on the other side of the intersection but still that’s like 15 minutes a year or something. And if I don’t logjam that intersection and block the people cross…

Well I guess when your share price is down 70% over the last year and 53% year-to-date every $277 really counts. 

I can mix and match some Antares Ingens up front with some Bridgestones out back from Walmart for under $1000 for all 4 corners.

Kinda feel like this was all just a convoluted ploy for the guy to justify posting feet pics on the internet.