Could be why the Reddit thread has been deleted by a mod.

“Emotional sensitivity” in this case is the rich person’s way of calling you a pussy for not spending your money.

Wait, the cops couldn’t verify the authenticity of the license plate even with this little text on it “Notice of fee schedule you agree to pay $10,000.00 for each minute delays or detained from a non-emergency traffic stop”?

As an old person who’s been alive since the Before Time, I can’t believe that there isn’t some sort of manual backup option. I mean, believe it or not we had restaurants before computers and the internet. Presumably the kitchen works, the food is there, the staff is there. I admit I would be bemused and briefly…

He looks like a pasty boomer who probably has a top-loading VCR flashing “12:00" in his living room. 

If he wants to run with stereotypes, let me just say he looks EXACTLY like I expected.

Apparently the engineers and executives at Fisker have never heard of the Streisand Effect. 

Time for Easter Avocados and the surprise wooden ball inside every one.

Malignant Affluenza.

Legit funny.

I wouldn’t visit us either.

Who buys stolen cars from an 11 year old??

You’re a model-specific shit knob.

Brilliant Primer.

If they’re like this with noise complaints to an airport that almost certainly pre-exists them, can you imagine what they’re like as your neighbor?

As noted, planes are built for lightning strikes. But I specifically remember flying out of O’Hare during a very violent thunderstorm in a DC-10 in the late 70’s. The turbulence that came with that storm was infinitely more terrifying than the lightning. Only been on a few flights in my lifetime where passengers…

Attention fanboys, this is literally Musk’s lifelong modus operandi. Super genius indeed.

If you’re really insistent on being driven around in expensive trouble, do yourself a favor and buy an Audi A8-L W12 several years newer than this for about half the upfront cost. ND.

Okay the pool cover is incredible, but I can’t get over the confidence of the dude standing on the pool cover next to the car.

The @elonmusk part irritates me more than it probably should.