Brilliant Primer.

If they’re like this with noise complaints to an airport that almost certainly pre-exists them, can you imagine what they’re like as your neighbor?

As noted, planes are built for lightning strikes. But I specifically remember flying out of O’Hare during a very violent thunderstorm in a DC-10 in the late 70’s. The turbulence that came with that storm was infinitely more terrifying than the lightning. Only been on a few flights in my lifetime where passengers…

If you’re really insistent on being driven around in expensive trouble, do yourself a favor and buy an Audi A8-L W12 several years newer than this for about half the upfront cost. ND.

Okay the pool cover is incredible, but I can’t get over the confidence of the dude standing on the pool cover next to the car.

The @elonmusk part irritates me more than it probably should.

Well fuck. So Road Warrior was a documentary.

Let them eat cereal. 

I’m just tired of the restaurant industry’s recent tilt toward blaming customers for profit problems. There are plenty of things customers are guilty of, but a restaurant’s profit or lack thereof is not one. I mean, they’re a customer by definition so they’re spending money in the estblishment. If a restaurant wants…

I’m going back to my childhood here. I think the first car I ever thought “looked dumb” was the AMC Pacer.

Get a nice tan while waiting for the tow truck. 

“So if you have $40 or $50 entrees and you have a $19 burger, and a third of the people get the burger, you’re losing a huge amount of money.”

Sure, it’s the “big island” but the whole thing is only about 4,000 sq miles. A fifty mile radius of the airport covers about 80% of the whole island. 

Remarkable. I did the exact same thing. I even went back and read the headline and caption twice to see if it said “Florida”. But nope, it’s subliminal now or like listening to records played backward for hidden messages. The mind just knows a Florida event when it sees one.

LC500 convertible and an RS6 Avant.

Ah, we see you’re here for lunch. Well, we’ve decided to charge more for lunch items during lunchtime.

I approached a car/suv/cuv or otherwise unremarkable box on the multilane highway last weekend that was slowly drifting out of its lane to the right, (doing roughly 105 kph or 65 mph). You couldn’t really judge the intent, didn’t look like a lane change but also didn’t seem to be correcting. Me, a tractor trailer rig…

I’m bored of this.

https://jalopnik.com/california-bill-would-bring-european-style-speed-limite-1851200697

The porno scanners don’t bother me at all. I come from the age of film cameras and photo printing. You think pictures were developed in a sterile and private lab? Why do you think they invented the Polaroid? Someone wants to giggle at my digital junk, knock yourself out.