“The stock was the second highest on trading website Stocktwits “Trending” list”

It was a typo. He meant holy carp. 

1991 was 32 years ago. That still surprises the fuck out of me. 

The Beretta. All models. But especially the 1991 Beretta GTZ. You could get the 3.1L V6 but had to link it to the 3-speed auto. Road & Track gave it 0-60 times of around 9 seconds. For that they should have given the thing a calendar, not a speedometer.

I’m honestly disappointed it took him 23 swings to chop that gate.

All good, it’s just the afterburner.

That Vinfast valuation is what we might call Vinsane. 

“To make matters more interesting, the buyer financed this car”

Assclown is the perfect choice here. Asshole is too generic and simple. Asshat is far too light. An assclown is someone who revels in their behavior and thinks everyone else who doesn’t get them is wrong. Unlike a hat, which can easily be taken off or put on, an assclown wears the face. I think someone making all the…

The aftermarket makes them for all the usual suspects; mustang, camaro, charger, challenger...those are the ones I’m talking about. No tracks, just sideshows and cars and coffee.

I don’t get the fancy carbon fiber steering wheels with the led display. So expensive with so little benefit.

If you can’t be trusted to pump your own gas, you can’t be trusted not to abuse free tacos. 

1 of 4 built on a Tuesday with overcast skies while a black cat passed left to right in front of the paint booth.

The wood trim is upsetting. 

I see a rotating hot dog. Shouldn’t be there.

* googles “are anti-aircraft systems legal in California” *

Using “dumbass” to describe this fellow seems a little...generous.

I feel like I’m going to catch a lot of shit for this choice but I think the Chrysler 300 is quite beautifully executed. It’s a rental fleet staple so about as normal a car as you can get but I think it has the perfect design mix of retro/modded/ordinary looks. It’s a family sedan that somehow can look sinister,…

Sounds to me like Boston Market will not survive much longer. Suppliers, rents, taxes not paid, all of that happens in error sometimes (although here too this seems a much deeper problem in this case) or other times gets remedied through some corporate reorg. But unpaid payroll reaches as far down the ladder as a…

I went to the auto show here this spring and specifically remember looking at a new Grand Wagoneer strictly out of curiosity because of the redesign and then looking at the MSRP of ~$120,000 (Canadian) and saying out loud, what the fuck, is this legit?