Not in the garage but taking a bus tour together to see the 1985 Indy 500 was the best car-based moment. The first green lap, seeing 30 cars still in tight formation ripping past you at 200mph makes the hair on your neck stand up. It’s nothing like TV and drives home the absolute brass balls (for men and women) it…

Good lord I’d forgotten just how long the hood was on these things. You could use that as a helipad.

Got diamonds in my wedding ring for more than 30 years. This King is way ahead of the sparkle curve.

Nuke the whales.

Thankfully us men don’t have to worry about this because according to the ad copy, this is a car accessory “for women”.

Small town East Coast, with the winters they get, probably small suv.

“Like playing Slayer’s ‘Raining Blood.’ I just backed my car up, pop the sunroof, every window, pop the back hatch, and let ‘er rip.”

I have no idea how to evaluate this. I suspect that $75K would be paying not just for the new parts and components but also some of the labor to-date in the project. But since I’m not a “Lotus Esprit Builder” I have no clue here. I would have to think that a builder would know if that’s a reasonable asking price after…

The article mentioned “private equity firm” so that was probably triggering. 

Was that a trailer full of martial arts bricks cuz that was a clean break.

Also an option.

If you find there isn’t enough meat in the restaurant serving of chili, just order a plain Jr Burger along with it. Cut up or break up the patty, add it to the chili and have the bun as a side piece of bread for dipping. Adds about $1.50 or so to the price of the chili but worth it.

“Slow Children Ahead”

Hell yeah brother!

I don’t care about the specs. I don’t care about any details. At $5,500 this is fuck around money and I’m excited to find out, even if it kills me.

I’m old and in good condition too. Where’s my museum pricing?

I’ve done the Banff road trip solo many, many years ago. It’s incredibly scenic and having your own vehicle to get around is definitely a plus. It’s always been a tourist spot but from what I understand it has gotten very busy and crowded over the more recent years.

Nuke the whales.

The main catch is that you end up owning a Tesla.

Tesla is the low hanging fruit so I’ll say Hyundai. It’s not a rational decision and I know that so don’t bother trying to tell me I’m wrong. But I remember the Pony so that’s a big mental hurdle for me and then, at least in my region, if you see a terrible driver on the road there is a 90% probability they’re driving…