Don’t quote me on the price but yes, I’m pretty sure the $1,000(?) special edition package got you a fender badge. Yay?

The Transformer Edition Camaro. It was Yellow. Like the one in the movie. A color you could order anyway.

Um, could you please explain your whereabouts on May 2nd at roughly 3:00am.

I had a guy try to pull the insurance thing on me when streets were emptier during the height of the pandemic. But he was a little hesitant and I saw it coming. He stepped out in front of my car but I came to a full stop with about 6 feet still to spare. He took a couple steps to throw himself at my car anyway but I…

No, you’re not wrong. Been to one in Chicago and Toronto and the food quality is nothing special at all. The emphasis is on the service, the atmosphere and the presentation. And yes, the drinks were good.

Bring back two-tone paint schemes.

Cool story bro. I have kids who have kids. Thanks.

You’re right. I lost some specific accuracies in my attempt to be brief. Hopefully the point stands though. 

Thank you. I appreciate the corrections or clarifications. I tried to be brief and was already failing at that.

Nice. Teachers like you are why home schooling is a thing. Is reading, writing and basic math a personal responsibility too?

Wow, good on you and the NJ school system. I know in my area I’m not alone in saying it should be part of the curriculum, but so far there hasn’t been any action to include anything like it.

These supposed “finance experts” are taking advantage of a void that’s left because our school systems don’t teach basic household finance to kids, which they absolutely should. Not saying every kid would excel at this or that the schools will universally do a good job teaching it, but anything would be better than…

Two simple rules for a happy life; do not fall in love with the stripper. Do not buy a 20 year old Maserati.

I said what I did as someone who’s been to Vegas 4 times for vacation.

If this was the experience in Miami just imagine how bad it will be in Vegas, a city that literally only exists to separate visitors from their money.

“If you’re wondering why the Pickleball Club contains no pickles, well, we’re right there with you.”

Speed holes, makes it go faster too.

...an aftermarket hood that addresses the stock M3 hood’s egregious louver deficit.

To be clear, flight attendants aren’t getting paid until the doors on the plane close and the engines are started. If you make a mess during boarding and refuse to own up to it or deal with it, I completely understand why a flight attendant might just say fuck it, we’re all just sitting here then.

1st gear: Over March and early April I was driving a Rav4 instead of my regular ride and all I can say after a few weeks is holy shit I didn’t realize that nearly half the cars on the road are Rav4’s. Yes, I’m exaggerating with the “half the cars” thing but I had never noticed how many of them are out there until I…