Relax. Just shit talking the Cryptobros here.

Wait, so you’re telling me that enough Cryptobros actually bought these cars, and in sufficient numbers to affect the resale market price?

The effort put into the photography and presentation of the car is maddening.

Not too long ago I had a 2020 Land Rover Discovery as a rental. Covered a little more than 300km overall and it did not break down or demonstrate any inexplicable electrical failures, which honestly exceeded my expectations.

In fairness, at least you acknowledge that it looks like “a sloppy mess” because that picture is not appetizing to me. 

1st gear: Gotta love the “well, other companies maim more employees than we do” line of defense.

Eat faster! The price keeps going up!

Oh they’ll stay alright. Get renamed though. Emergency surplus container charge, Destination container storage charge...

Interesting. There’s a Brandy Melville store that I see fairly regularly on my weekend walks. It’s routinely puzzled me a little because it always has a lineup to get in and all the girls waiting look the same.

With very little effort, I can find a slightly newer model in great, original condition for considerably less money up front which allows me to spend up to $10K on mods, should I want to, entirely as I see fit. This may be a nice car but it’s also a very easy ND.

I’m adding a rule: don’t browse the grocery store.

“:And the reasoning behind that decision is based almost entirely on how the food appears in the video: 72% of all survey respondents said seeing appetizing-looking food spurred them to place an order at the restaurant.”

Oh good grief, no. The fact that there are “no check engine” lights lit up this particular week is why it’s for sale right now.

Hell yeah brother, send it! NP. 

Extreme ND. That Wrangler won’t push wet snow piled in front of a 7 foot blade more than a few feet. Ignoring that, an automatic transmission is so much easier and better for a plow vehicle. The electrical issue is almost guaranteed to be connected to the plow mechanism and there is no mention of what sort of…

The only people who appreciate this thing are those who didn’t live through the era, the rest know better. A giant, unreliable, dangerous barge that’s somehow surprisingly small inside. Its only remaining utility is as a fall fair demolition derby entry.

25 day supply of diesel. Gonna have to engineer a recession. 

Jerrycan and a hose. Have you even seen the Mad Max movies?

If tipping is called for, I always leave a tip. And its typically generous too, so I’ll leave that side of the discussion out. On the very rare occasion when I would be tempted not to tip (things have to go really off the rails for this to happen) I will still leave a decent tip but, without going full “let me speak…

An oddly normal selection for NP/ND. I would say NP and since the listing is deleted I’m guessing someone else already decided that too.