It’s amazing to me that people this thirsty and dumb made it as far as “filming content” in their life without already having been eaten by something.

They recommend a yearly re-application.

Honestly, the reporting in Car dealer magazine doesn’t make things any less creepy. They name the victim, not the male salesperson. They mention her line of work, refer to her as a “26 year old blonde” and mention that she is in a long-term relationship all of which, frankly, is entirely irrelevant.

A hearse? 

A&W: “We really value you as an employee and would like to feature you in our ad campaign.’

Based on the “as-is” condition, combined with Randy MuchoMacho Savage tires I’m way too suspicious that the asking price will immediately require at least another $5,000 in surprise costs.

Forgot about that and I don’t remember which was for which either. I know we asked at one point.

As a German import to North America (and not a young one) I have never heard of this pickle tradition. Not from my parents, my Oma and Opa nor anyone.

Anyone old enough to remember their slogans “have it your way” and “special orders don’t upset us”?

First thing I thought was that it’s a dog whistle for Elon’s stans. 

Oh, understood.

Thanks for this! Self-taught as we are, we generally got the idea that the bottom one doesn’t move but this was helpful instruction. And fun too.

It’s not a disorder. It’s a genetic improvement.

Thank you. Somehow I have existed for more than half a century and circumnavigated the globe many times and have never, ever heard of concretes other than as a building material. Even google didn’t clarify.

“Shakes Hot Dogs Concretes Burgers Frozen Custard Fries”

This is really the only right answer because a messy car is in your control and is a reflection of you and how much you care about your date and the impression you intend to make.

When these were first shown last year, they expected that if they were sold in the US, that Dolphin SS model would cost about $160K (USD) for the North American market. Ummm, gtfo.

Nice. Don’t get many Prince references here.

Sign of the times. Dollar Tree is raising its base price to $1.25 too.

What the hell is wrong with the people in that punch party photo? They look like they’re summoning the ghost of Joseph Smith.