elgeneralissimo2
El Generalissimo, the Second
elgeneralissimo2

One day, I’m gonna get logged out of this kinja account with no way back in because this dumb ass system doesn’t allow you to change your password, and I’ve already forgotten it.

I believe those odds run from “absolutely” to “complete certainty.”

How much ya wanna bet the police treat this guy very respectfully and gently and don’t use any unnecessary force on him?

Double the page clicks! Twice as many comments that I can’t navigate or read! Because you have to place it multiple places because finding where posts are (without a useable front page) is almost reaching the point of “too much effort” to even bother trying to comment and read anymore. If I’m on the AV Club site, can

I definitely feel like the Netflix series are often, let’s say, not respectful of my time. The pacing of the various series as a whole, and the way they slice up the episodes, speaks to a lazy confidence that we’re bought-in schmucks who’ll just keep watching, and it doesn’t matter if they meander for three hours.

Here’s mine: “Taxes are like The Legend of Zelda, in the sense that they’re currently under the control of a large, angry, porcine monster known for threatening young women, who is also currently living in a large, white castle.

Oh dear sweet lord, you made it. I feel a little better.

Good. Let ‘em experience a little slice of the terror that minorities, women, and LGBT+ folks have felt nearly every day for countless centuries. He at least has the luxury of choosing NOT to be a fucking Nazi.

Honestly, his series is really not nearly as bad as everyone makes it out to be. Taken with all the other Netflix/Marvel shows, it’s easily the weakest, but if people think it’s actually bad television than this here “golden age” has made us forget what bad television actually looks like.

The tagline to the next Iron Fist series needs to be “Danny Rand <del>Mystical Kung Fu Master</del> Somewhat Competent Yellow Belt.”

I mean, that was 11 years ago. I applied to be the local editor of the Austin edition (back when we had such a thing) and I mostly handled calendar listings and local show picks for several years as I slowly worked my way up into the national staff. I’d also spent several years before that freelancing off and on for

Courtesy,

Thanks for the extra white space, Kinja. It really makes the JPG pop.

As an also long-term Kinja user, albeit one whose account got wiped out by this process, I can assure you that it’s at least as bad as everyone fears, probably worse.

Disqus actually supports that, but AVC had it disabled. Probably because it’s a super bad idea. Look forward to the right-wing trolls posting pictures of people who have been shot in the face!

Why should I believe you? Kinja looks like shit and I rarely had problems with Disqus

“Kinja is horrendous on mobile”

I’m just here to agree with myself.

We real goop. We 
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.



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of cock

Even trapped in this odd Kinja netherworld, one cannot escape Goop.