I can’t believe how far I read before I realized that might not be verbatim.

I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

yeah... the whole “I’m not a rapist because I’m not putting my dick in her” shtick has got to go. Did she say “yeah, put that baster in me!! I want it!” (or something to that effect) No? It’s rape dude.

A huge man abusing a little guy at Penn State, where have i heard this story before?

Tentative Handjob is the name of my emo band.

Tentative Handjob is the name of my emo band.

I agree in general, but in this case they are speaking to their readership who voted on their favorite watches. These are our four favorite watches regardless of how you feel about them.

I agree in general, but in this case they are speaking to their readership who voted on their favorite watches.…

I’m saddened by the lack of calculator watches on this list :/

I’m saddened by the lack of calculator watches on this list :/

So I guess this is what they mean when they say Iowa finished a “strong” 8-5.

When President Trump brings all those jobs back to our shores, America will produce nothing but Chinese flags.

Du Li noted.

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

What a horrible person. I hope that the woman whose picture was taken is doing okay. :( Such a foul fucking human, man.

This is exactly the sort of pithy analysis I expect from the commenters here. Well done. :)

This is exactly the sort of pithy analysis I expect from the commenters here. Well done. :)

Silly Amazon.

July 12 = 194th day of the year

Silly Amazon.

July 12 = 194th day of the year

how does one reinstall wheels that fell off, in the street, without a jack or 4 way? Also why bother? Was he hoping to get the wheels back on it and the owner wouldnt notice the smashed windshield and sweet street sign crease in the side?

In other words, a slow news day.

OK So I've scrolled through the comments and I haven't seen it yet:

As Dick put it in The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch- "She was a redhead and he liked redheads; they were either outrageously ugly or almost supernaturally attractive."

America's Prince is not impressed by your "royalty," UK.