After she somehow got swindled out of her $80,000,000 fortune and needed work?

Perhaps it was a bad transfer. They released a two-cassette VHS version of the show six months after then a DVD version a bit after that, likely to ensure hardcore fans bought both. The sound quality on the DVD is fine. I break it out most Halloweens.

Because he’s Danny Fucking Elfman. Four Oscar nominations. The single most recognizable theme in TV history. Huge nationwide concert draw for years. And how many other acts will get a crowd going like this?

Or Elfman could be resurrecting this for Coachella:

Here is an obit that will tell you far more about what Mr. Sheldon was really like. It’s a fun read about a fun guy:

Hard to imagine there were things that Larson could find too weird.

Then check out the episode of Conan O’Brien’s podcast that not-so-coincidentally dropped yesterday...

Most things are better when read in the voice of Ron Funches.

Apparently, Emily Gordon replied on Instagram with a simple “Worth it.”

Yes, but background checks weren’t just a click away like they are today.

I’ve been a fan of their since I was 15 but never got to see them live, though my wife was at one of the shows at the Pantages prior to it being filmed for Stop Making Sense. And I can honestly say my 20 year old son would be more excited about seeing them reunite than my wife and I would.

Agreed. If his performances weren’t generally three pieces of crap then a gem, then repeat, he might get some respect. He’s got to have enough money by now where he can do three or four good roles in a row and really get some notice for it.

If you had a time machine, would you go back and kill baby Hitler?

What role or job did you want and not get that you then saw someone else do and think “I could’ve done better.” (Yes, it’s an incitement to pettiness, but often these things can be character building learning experiences as well.)

Hmmm, I wonder if it’s time to open an oncology supply store/chain in Kansas. With all of the windmill cancer they’re likely to develop I could make a fortune!

When Seth’s show started, his family members were on much more frequently than just Thanksgiving. It was a much looser show, with sillier skits than they have today. The departure of Michelle Wolf and their focus on Trump changed the tone of the show somewhat, but it’s great either way. I’m hoping once Trump is out of…

I’m partial to “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell” myself. And agreed that Seth’s monologues and “A Closer Look” segments are the best in late night.

You tell me:

I paid $125 for Gilbert Gottfried to make fun of my wife for accepting my marriage proposal 25 years ago. It was worth every penny to see the look on my wife’s face when he popped up in the middle of a longer video I’d make to commemorate the event.

There’s only one thing that gets me going on Mondays, and that’s knowing there’ll be a new episode of Gilbert Gottfried’s Amazing Colossal Podcast waiting for me to listen to on my commute.