His talk show wasn’t bad, though he sat at the desk for his monologue like he used to do on Weekend Update. Granted, Seth Meyers does that not but only after he tried the standing bit. Also, Miller’s show was syndicated, so I know it aired at 11:30 in LA. Maybe 11:00.

Conan yelled at my wife recently. He was doing standup at Dynasty Typewriter in LA, presumably as practice for his current tour, and my wife and I were seated on the stage along with ten others. For some reason there were two rows of seats on the side of the stage, resembling a jury, so we got to see all of the acts…

My wife and I have tickets to see Paul Shaffer at Caesar’s Palace on Dec. 1. Each night of Shaffer’s stay there he has a special guest, and just our luck, that night it’s Dennis Miller. I’d have been thrilled if it were still 1992 and I could’ve brought my thesaurus into the show with me. Now I’ll know when it’s time…

“But alcohol isn’t just something you can toss on the porch and run...”

I don’t know if legalized prostitution in Nevada is a big enough business to be able to draw a line linking it to domestic violence. They seem like two separate issues to me. Plus, as I recall, the counties in which it is legal compromise only a very small percentage of the state’s population.

I got stopped at the exit once because I had a case of water in the bottom of the cart that the cashier thought she had scanned but it didn’t register. Granted, it became a pain in the ass at the door because i had to go to the service desk to pay for it. The least they could do is have a register at the door to…

I suppose supporting legal prostitution is a reasonable start. That’s one way to erode these traffickers’ customer base.

I believe the implication was that they are free to participate as a private citizen, but not as a representative of the school district.

“Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... *do* things.”

So is nobody going to mention that he once played a superhero, Captain Nice? It’s no wonder he knew just how to scare of burglars! (Even if he did just turn on the lights.)

Gilbert Gottfried has been trying forever to get either of them on his podcast, but no luck.

He turned on the lights.

Too Many Cooks was one of those things that helped restore my faith in some parts of humanity, knowing that there are people who would come up with ideas like this and that there are other people who’d give them the resources to make it and allow it to be shared with others. I always felt like it was the kind of thing…

I believe you’re referring to NBC News Overnight with Linda Ellerbee and Lloyd Something. They were very loose and experimental on that show. It was anything but a prison for Ellerbee.

If they owe her all that money, why not make her earn it? Move her to the 2am timeslot and force her to do her show live. Rename the show “NBC News Jail with Megyn Kelly” and when she goes totally nuts because no guests will appear on her show they’ll have cause to fire her without severance.

And Amber Ruffin is one of the funniest people on TV right now, so this is more than perfectly on topic. In a way I’m glad her proposed sitcom fell through since it would have meant her leaving Late night.

I refuse to accept that other podcasts besides Gilbert Gottfried’s Amazing Colossal Podcast and Gilbert & Franks’ Amazing Colossal Obsessions even exist, much less deserve any awards.

How could Weird Al not be great in anything?

Didn’t he show up at the Emmy’s this year? He’s happily retired and if nothing has brought him back to work since NYPD Blue went off the air, I doubt anything will at this point.

Exactly. He didn’t say we don’tknowhow it all happens, just that it’s not taught regularly.