My wife was only half paying attention while I was watching and when she caught that line she made me rewind the show to make sure she heard what she heard.

Jack McBrayer is the Don Knotts of the 21st century.

These days the movie theater Coke would cost more than the Jack Daniels.

It’s not putting the onus on the customer who’s been aggrieved, but rather showing that the company is willing to listen, to try to understand how they feel and to do what’s necessary to make it right. I think sympathy and understanding can go a lot further than crappy pizza.

Managers in these scenarios need to learn how to ask the offended party this simple question: “Is there anything we can do to make this up to you? I mean, besides firing the racist jerk, which I’m clearly going to do.”

But if black and brown people wants so badly to eliminate white people, why would they do it through diversity efforts and one of the racists’ favorite bugaboos, miscegenation? If they try to get rid of white people by breeding with them, then the black people will be less black and the brown people will be less…

It’s not anger that makes anyone call you an idiot or makes them want you to fuck off. That’s you projecting, buddy. And as for why, it’s simply that others feel you’re useless and don’t contribute anything positive. So I say this with no anger, no hate and no animosity: Fuck off, idiot.

Do I really have to be the first to point out that “Asshole TV preacher” is redundant?

If you do have to have the talk with the waitress, record the entire conversation.

I saw the headline and thought someone made a mock trailer as a goof, inserting an animated Spider-Ham with Mulaney’s voice. Now knowing it’s actually in the movie, I will officially go to see it.

Well put. The casting did half of the development work all by itself. And Selleck played it using the looks and charisma of all the other macho characters he’d palyed before with the sole exception being he’s attracted to men. He didn’t play against type, he played into it. If it had been almost any other actor at the…

I’m OK with this.

Ah, I guess i didn’t notice that Moses Storm is already on the bill for the last four stops on the tour since I stopped reading at the Los Angeles stop. Good for him, from what I saw I get the impression he’ll be very big someday and I’ll be able to say “I saw him when...”

I saw Conan do standup just last week at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles. He did a great set, capping it off with a story about a potato that I’m pretty sure I’d heard before but still, it brought the house down. Flula Borg was there as well, on stage the entire time as the musical accompanist. He and Conan had some…

You could show an 80's Laker game to someone who had never seen basketball before and they’d still be awed at Magic Johnson. Then if they paid even the slightest bit of attentionto the Lakers as a team when Magic was on the court, they’d notice that the Lakers played as if they were telepathically communicating with…

Maybe Patrick Stewart asked Chabon himself. Who can say no to Sir Patrick?

Am I really going to be the first one to mention “Walking on Sunshine”? I love hearing that in a movie trailer because it tells me I can pull my phone back out again for the next 90 to 120 seconds or so.

That would’ve been too much to pull off every single time they needed Clinton in a sketch. That would have been good for one time, maybe twice until it got stale, not that SNL knows anything about how not to run a character into the ground. But I’d have been with fine them letting Meadows do Clinton and never saying a…

If they did they’d ruin it by making the mystery “Why Killed Thomas and Martha Wayne?”

I still remember when Tim Meadows was screwed out of being able to do Bill Clinton on SNL after Phil Hartman left.